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Summer Transfer Window 2025 Thread

WA Toffee said:
What are you going to do about it then? Constantly ranting on a football forum hasn't solved anything, so what's your next move?
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Sadly the next move is apathy. Ive been a fan for 50 years. Seen the best, survived the bad times. After watching the first half against Leeds I turned it off because I didnt need to hear the pundits say how Leeds looked like Barca and we were crap. Depite owning about 6 tvs I decided not to watch the second half because I knew the outcome...frikking sad and demoralized week one. And yes, I realize that reflects more on me than Everton but still true story. Btw, you actually in WA?
 

Bungle said:
The very fabric of this thread is repetition, if 3000 of the 3467 pages isn't made up of the following then we've fallen short of standards;

- Cheers Al
- Post of Gana at Finch Farm having pictures done (whether the player is white or black)
- A urine soaked bedsheets jibe
- Random outbreak of Cat gifs
- Someone offering to fight someone

The new introduction to the thread, because we're not complete dinosaurs, is the introduction of conversations with AI for comedy purposes and new AI generated images.

Get on board with this or please don't contribute.
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Forgot one ..... 👀
 
Paul E said:
10 days to sign 3 or 4 players ready to go into the first team and elevate this boring and uninspiring nothingness. A complete dereliction of duty for numerous individuals on our board and, potentially, the manager.

Teams like Villa and Newcastle bypassed us a few years ago now. Now it's the turn of mighty teams like Forest (been in the Championship for years), Bournemouth, Brighton, and Brentford to do the same. 53k seater stadium means absolutely nothing when you're in 14th place in the league again. No risks are currently being taken when clearly they need to give this a go whilst being conscious of PSR/FFP.

Forest are signing players with European pedigree, we're looking at young right backs from Norwich and wingers from Southampton and still can't get them done. Our poster boy for the season is only on loan. Our first game of the season was an embarrassment. A promoted team humiliated us with their effort and dynamism whilst we had a team with the very definition of square pegs in round holes.

10 days to sort this out - who really thinks they will do it?
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Sadly agree with everything you said.
 
Bungle said:
The very fabric of this thread is repetition, if 3000 of the 3467 pages isn't made up of the following then we've fallen short of standards;

- Cheers Al
- Post of Gana at Finch Farm having pictures done (whether the player is white or black)
- A urine soaked bedsheets jibe
- Random outbreak of Cat gifs
- Someone offering to fight someone

The new introduction to the thread, because we're not complete dinosaurs, is the introduction of conversations with AI for comedy purposes and new AI generated images.

Get on board with this or please don't contribute.
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Bungle said:
The very fabric of this thread is repetition, if 3000 of the 3467 pages isn't made up of the following then we've fallen short of standards;

- Cheers Al
- Post of Gana at Finch Farm having pictures done (whether the player is white or black)
- A urine soaked bedsheets jibe
- Random outbreak of Cat gifs
- Someone offering to fight someone

The new introduction to the thread, because we're not complete dinosaurs, is the introduction of conversations with AI for comedy purposes and new AI generated images.

Get on board with this or please don't contribute.
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You forgot Jack Harrison and Dele Alli's loan.
 
Bungle said:
The very fabric of this thread is repetition, if 3000 of the 3467 pages isn't made up of the following then we've fallen short of standards;

- Cheers Al
- Post of Gana at Finch Farm having pictures done (whether the player is white or black)
- A urine soaked bedsheets jibe
- Random outbreak of Cat gifs
- Someone offering to fight someone

The new introduction to the thread, because we're not complete dinosaurs, is the introduction of conversations with AI for comedy purposes and new AI generated images.

Get on board with this or please don't contribute.
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This thing is going to hit at least 6,000 pages. Still plenty of time to play the hits.
 

That bellend Kinnear is going to look like an absolute dick after the window shuts and he's having to put our a statement to state the club is frustrated not to have been more successful in the market but still had full faith in the manager and players.

The club has very publicly offered almost £40m for Dibling, so there can be absolutely no excuses for it not to be spent to fix our problematic right hand side should we fail to get him in.
 

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