Summer Transfer Window 2025 Thread

[Frenk]

We obviously think we have the upper hand.

 

[Drico]

I think we should go with what we’ve got.

"As the chairman of a very famous football club once said, "When we have a problem, we always ask ourselves: What would Everton do?""

"Mykolenko will be like a new signing."

 

[Moomin]

I spent a LOT of time on BK - cannot remember many names though - were you called Moomin on there too?

Yes, I've kept the name.

 

[BITTER TWISTED & BLUE]

We assume we've identified loads of players based on so-called X tards thinking they have inside info.

X Tards really like that
Hope you’ve coined a new name for the modern world dictionary.

 

[Kirkles]

We obviously have the wrong targets and transfer strategy.

 

[Frenk]

We obviously have the wrong targets and transfer strategy.

Are you going to tell them?

 

[JohnRoss23]

We obviously have the wrong targets and transfer strategy.

The monkey in your picture has a better idea how to run things compared to our recruitment team

 

[Bristol Blue]

Expect a signing this evening then!

 

[Simon Buttle]

We obviously have the wrong targets and transfer strategy.

We have wasted the start of the window chasing the likes of Conceicao and Kubo and others who were never coming here, add in that Moyes has admitted thinking that 'Being Everton and having a shiny new stadium' would be enough to make players want to sign for us. Utterly clueless mate, just seems like scatter gun approach and yet again our key areas don't get sorted as targets want Europe or see us as relegation fodder or just don't like the idea of Moyesball. We just have to hope for some sort of transfer miracle in the last week but I don't see it myself, no matter who it is in charge, as a club we just can't seem to get the hang of this recruitment stuff.

 

[Drico]

Alan Myers has just tweeted that he expects news of outgoings at Southampton later tonight. Kevin Keegan to Newcastle and Peter Shilton to Derby is the word...

 

[Simon Buttle]

Expect a signing this evening then!

Based on Myers track record you do wonder that tbh

 

[JohnRoss23]

There you have it, lads.

 

[Jebus_lives]

Lashliftkits desperately seeking updates from Alan Myers is what transfer windows are all about.

 

[MACCA75]

Apparently Moyes was tracing the leak, so told the recruitment team some different random names.

Unfortunately they then went out and signed them. Expect Benson and Hedges in next.

 

[Curtis]

Instead of spending their every waking minute on this forum, people might wanna sign up for an improv class and learn how to make jokes that haven't been uttered a billion times already on here....