The bomb shelter thread.

JimmyJeffers said:
I made a human sized dream catcher, tied myself to it and now I’m happily rolling down the street.
People should try it.
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To be honest, I'm thinking of going on a spiritual retreat.

It's a long way to Tibet, but as the noble Lord Buddha said before enlightenment struck, "If Michael Keane makes a mistake in an empty stadium, does it lead to a goal?"
 

perth_blue said:
The match thread is f***ed.
Some people new to calm down, few heads gone absolutely Scanners.
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I particularly like the new conspiracy theory that`s doing the rounds, that the Premier League and in particular our bete noire, Mr Masters, are conspiring to keep at least one of the newly promoted teams up, at the expense of one of the lower table stalwarts ( us ) :lol:

I genuinely do wonder how some of the members on here get by in their everyday lives !
 

COYBL25 said:
I particularly like the new conspiracy theory that`s doing the rounds, that the Premier League and in particular our bete noire, Mr Masters, are conspiring to keep at least one of the newly promoted teams up, at the expense of one of the lower table stalwarts ( us ) :lol:

I genuinely do wonder how some of the members on here get by in their everyday lives !
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It's amazing.

They really believe it as well.
 
COYBL25 said:
I particularly like the new conspiracy theory that`s doing the rounds, that the Premier League and in particular our bete noire, Mr Masters, are conspiring to keep at least one of the newly promoted teams up, at the expense of one of the lower table stalwarts ( us ) :lol:

I genuinely do wonder how some of the members on here get by in their everyday lives !
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Even better when you consider that, in order to effect Phase One of his masterplan, he'd have had to engineer an insipid performance from us (not hard) but then pull out his Tarky Remote Control after 80 mins when Leeds weren't up to the task by themselves, and lash him arm-first at a ball that was travelling harmlessly through to JP.
 
Brett Angell Delight said:
Even better when you consider that, in order to effect Phase One of his masterplan, he'd have had to engineer an insipid performance from us (not hard) but then pull out his Tarky Remote Control after 80 mins when Leeds weren't up to the task by themselves, and lash him arm-first at a ball that was travelling harmlessly through to JP.
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They have signed up Christopher Nolan to write the script for them.
 

Moomin said:
They have signed up Christopher Nolan to write the script for them.
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You’ve got it all wrong lad.
Moyes DELIBERATELY sent out a team with people playing out of position with incoherent tactics to “send a message to the Board” that he would like some more players, by showing he didn’t have a clue about setting up and training the ones he already has.

Genius.
 

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