Are there any circumstances that would make you that dirge YNWA ?

[The binman chronicles]

I'd like one of those.

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[Tony Hibbert's Wife]

Sing-a-long-a Carousel. If that was a thing.

I saw the ENO do it and Nicholas Lyndhurst sang it. I never did see the end of Goodnight Sweetheart, but I'm glad to see he made it back from the blitz after using his time travelling superpower to bonk that barmaid.

 

[PKwalnuts]

Mute or Walk.

 

[MrPerfectNot]

It's from a crap, depressing musical - Billy's big emotional moment is based on him attempting to emotionally coerce his daughter into ignoring the fact he had been abusing her mother.

No way I ever feel like singing along. And I have heard it more than a few times having played in the pit orchestra for 75+ performances.

 

[KaiserEFC]

Both me and my dad didn’t sing it at my uncles funeral and I walked away thinking that was the most bitter knobhead thing I’ve ever done and I regret it entirely. We’re adults, every domestic Everton fan will have red family members and it’s ultimately just a song it doesn’t really matter that much.

 

[Gwladys St. Glory]

A difficult question...right up there with "men, would you cut your cock off for the hell of it?".

 

[Kurt.]

Both me and my dad didn’t sing it at my uncles funeral and I walked away thinking that was the most bitter knobhead thing I’ve ever done and I regret it entirely. We’re adults, every domestic Everton fan will have red family members and it’s ultimately just a song it doesn’t really matter that much.

I wouldn’t sing it even if it was my own mother’s funeral I’m sorry, how would she know anyway ?

 

[Tramps_mate]

Personally, as childish as it sounds, I don’t think I could ever bring myself to sing that song.

I hate it. Makes me feel sick when I hear it.

And I hate red.

 

[coollino]

£1k+

 

[Tommy Chong]

Personally, as childish as it sounds, I don’t think I could ever bring myself to sing that song.

Would only sing it sarcastically if Weird Al Yankovic made a parody version.

They all sang it a my brothers wedding reception, waving napkins and all that.

We are good mates but, I went for a pee. Luckily he saw the funny side of it as about twenty of us sis the same thing, all back in the second it ended.

I went to a Jewish wedding were the groomsmen all had YNWA printed on their yarmulkes...

Sang as well at the reception, but with a sort of Jewish twist.
The irony of singing a funeral dirge at a wedding was lost on them.
Surely that can't be a good omen for the marriage?!?

 

[Connor mcloud]

Both me and my dad didn’t sing it at my uncles funeral and I walked away thinking that was the most bitter knobhead thing I’ve ever done and I regret it entirely. We’re adults, every domestic Everton fan will have red family members and it’s ultimately just a song it doesn’t really matter that much.

You can respect it, you dont have to sing it

 

[Tommy Chong]

Personally, as childish as it sounds, I don’t think I could ever bring myself to sing that song.

Here's a bit of a Sophie's choice for you, mate...

What if someone put a gun to your head and said: Either sing that dirge or, do the 'Arne Slot Bounce':

Which one do you choose, Kurtus?!

 

[Kurt.]

Here's a bit of a Sophie's choice for you, mate...

What if someone put a gun to your head and said: Either sing that dirge or, do the 'Arne Slot Bounce':


Which one do you choose, Kurtus?!

Shoot me

 

[IllinoisBlue]

I sang it a little at my Dads funeral. He was a red but not obnoxious about it. He was always unhappy my Uncle Johnny bribed me to be a blue when I was 6 or 7 by taking me to GP. My 4 sisters are reds.

Anyway, it was just that one time and I did it for my Mum.

My family were always terrified I’d wrap a blue scarf around him in the coffin.

They need to change the title of the song to ‘You’ll never walk alone unless you run your contract down and leave on a free’.

 

[Davideeyore]

At my dear friends funeral last year they played YAWN I nearly booed. She was red through and through, but she knew I hated them. She'd have been well gutted to miss out on last season.