1. Moyes 1 - overachieved (re: budget) most seasons for 11 years, which few managers ever do. Hated the 'knife to a gunfight' mentality, but to be fair, it was true, and his pragmatism was the basis for the overachievement. The football was dour at times but was very good in patches, especially towards the end. Chosen by whisky nose, when Utd at the time probably could have appointed almost anyone. Tarnished his legacy a bit with his derisory bid for Baines and Fellaini and subsequent comments.
2. Ancelotti - highest win % and points % on the list. Moyes only beats him because he stayed long enough to demonstrate consistency. The best manager in history, this was the only genuinely thrilling time to be an Everton fan since 87. Turned DCL briefly into Inzaghi. Beat the RS at Mordor for the first time in Donkey's years: sipped his tea and raised an eyebrow like it should be normal. I don't blame him for going to Real - he's not an idiot. He would have had other offers before that, so I doubt he took the first chance of escape.
3. Martinez - went downhill quickly but 13/14 was a beautiful season. We played brilliant football at times, made some great signings, and there was a joy about us that was a sharp contrast with the Moyes years. Stupid philosophy and bizarre hyperbole became unbearable when we were shipping goals and flirting with relegation for the first time in years.
4. Moyes 2 - too soon to say really, but an immediate and obvious improvement on Dyche with the same players. Echoes of the same improvement he achieved last time.
5. Silva - had us playing some good stuff. Should have been given more time imo but had some very poor results and if the club knew they could get Carlo in, it probably made sense.
6. Dyche - 48 points in very difficult circumstances: we were in proper basket case mode at the time and the PSR stuff and points deductions must have been very destabilising. A very limited manager who quickly ran out of ideas and steam, and the football was turgid.
7. Koeman - couldn't stand him. Delusionally arrogant and disrespectful towards the club. Started the rot.
8. Allardyce - hated him and his little henchman being at the club. Football was truly awful.
9. Smith - Dreadful period in the club's history. Completely out of his depth.
10. Lampard - nice enough guy but probably the most incompetent manager we've ever had, with the possible exception of Mike Walker. Somehow scraped survival in spite of being utter dross and seemed to think it was a massive achievement.
11. FSW. Shameful.