Confirmed Signing Jack Grealish

[Richie]

Where’s his first interview as a blue FFS?

Joke of a club.

 

[Davideeyore]

Welcome to Everton Jack. Good choice UTFT

 

[OlDirtyBluenose]

Welcome Jack

 

[Loadsofchemistry]

“And here’s the tro…. The cabinet Jack”

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That Darren Farley is a weapon. Every impression or sketch he does is another version of the same unfunny punch line.

 

[Eggs]

…..it’s fair enough that everybody has an opinion but only time will tell. Loan deal, low risk regardless of season long cost.

 

[IllinoisBlue]

This is excellent news. Well done Everton!

Now, will he be available for the first match?

 

[DanB90]

I'd just like to congratulate all of my fellow Irish Toffees. Finally, we get to see Jack Grealish play for our team.

Declan Rice next.

 

[Drico]

Declan Rice next.

Nah, a crab.

 

[DanB90]

Can’t put in words how good this will do the team.

We were looking painfully low on our man bun quota since DCL left.

 

[dublinbluenose]

Potentially four Irish lads on the pitch at any one time.

 

[Neiler]

Potentially four Irish lads on the pitch at any one time.

Well thats a worry!

 

[DanB90]

OK lads let us proceed to the great GOT tradition of vaulting those who were insistent this wouldn’t happen or said disgracing comments about Grealish to Everton. Beginning of the thread is usually a good place to start but search function can also be utilised.

“Something something rimjob from Margot Robbie”
“Something something Jack Harrison hahahah”

 

[Drico]

Italian champions in salty anchovy tantrum at losing out to plucky Everton in transfer tug-o-war?

Bellissima.

 

[matty1878]

Where’s his first interview as a blue FFS?

Joke of a club.

on the website

 

[Drico]

“Something something rimjob from Margot Robbie”
“Something something Jack Harrison hahahah”

Fair play to Jack Harrison if he's getting that sort of treatment from Margot Robbie.