minor things that make you fume



Taking a dump, and then going through the elaborate ritual: a quick sniff to determine its fragrance, wiping (sometimes two times, sometimes ten times, depending on the circumstances, as you will all be aware), pulling your tweeds up, tucking in, adjusting, spraying (essential in most cases—some of my doings have a pong that have been banned under the Geneva Convention), before walking out and sitting down … only to fart and realise you’ve snapped one off too early and you’ll need to do the whole business all over again.
 

30 minute delay on the M6, along with thousands of others .... 30 minutes of my life stolen from me by ridiculous congestion ... thousands of human hours wasted ... why? Litter picking. Miles of filtering for cones so people can work safely doing work that should not be necessary.

Scruffy gets lobbing rubbish from their cars don't deserve to share my planet with me.
 

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