*Shoulda been signed a month ago
*Need to get settled in the squad and match fit
*Still no depth, a couple of usual Everton injuries and we're back to where we were
*What about the loans
*The stadium still aint painted
*We've got players that never play still, we need to get rid
*The ticketing app aint working
*Ran out of crap beer in the bars round our seats
*The bridge/parking/buses/trains/weather - The aways get treated better than the home support etc
There's plenty to get the hordes going...