Summer Transfer Window 2025 Thread

[Eggs]

How many points is @Eggs currently on?

@Exeter_Gently has 1916 just from this post. I’m interested in the leaderboard. I accept I’ll be well down though as I sit silently through last minute goals. I only cheer consolation goals.

….i have no idea what Zat is going on about half the time, I don’t even bother reading his novels

My 97yo mother-in-law lives opposite Armstrong (amazingly 2 doors from where Tom Davies grew up), Zat seems infatuated with it. She’s gone into care and I’ve got builders doing her house up so we can rent to cover care cost. I’m around there daily & did walk past the young lad getting out of an Uber a couple of days ago, presume from the airport after US trip, he’s got some height.

 

[Marius57]

….i have no idea what Zat is going on about half the time, I don’t even bother reading his novels

My 97yo mother-in-law lives opposite Armstrong (amazingly 2 doors from where Tom Davies grew up), Zat seems infatuated with it. She’s gone into care and I’ve got builders doing her house up so we can rent to cover cost. I did see the young lad getting out of an Uber a couple of days ago, presume from the airport after US trip, he’s got some height.

That’s another 623 top blue points right there mate. However you lose 50 for it being that close to Tom Davies

 

[chicoazul]

What have you all done to Zat?

You absolute horrors.

 

[DanB90]

What have you all done to Zat?

You absolute horrors.

Oh look, someone’s trying to cosy their way into some of Zats top bloo points.

Get in line, lad.

 

[bluestevon]

Oh look, someone’s trying to cosy their way into some of Zats top bloo points.

Get in line, lad.

It's absolutely disgusting mate, heard he even sent him a vid of him not celebrating when Tarks scored v them lot.

Nothing he won't do to get ze bloo points

 

[SLAVEN BILIC]

Has anyone worked out an algorithm to auto calculate our bloo points? I haven’t got time to sit here and add them up myself.

 

[Bedfordblue]

How do I get top bloo points out of interest? Is there a scoring system as I don’t believe I currently have any.
So sad.

Edit - I did once wipe my arse with a mates Liverpool top and then put it back in his gym bag, does that score?

 

[sw blue]

Zat is a forum mainstay. Loved his YouTube scouting trips of u18s from obscure European leagues from back in the day.

Not so much a fan of the multi quote mayhem mind, those can get confusing.

Anyhow, is Dion still on?!

 

[GoldenToffee]

Not sure we need 5 CBs. Unless you mean CM.

It's entirely possible that two of Branthwaite, Tarkowski and O'Brien could be injured at the same time. That would leave us with Michael Keane guaranteed a start, possibly an extended one if we fail to bring a right back, and possibly being the only option at CB if O'Brien is playing full back. Unless I'm missing another CB here?

Bringing in another CB—for me a promising youngster who get some minutes in the cup and learn from Tarkowski (likely his last season as a starter) and Branthwaite (he won't stay with us more than another year or two)—would be great imo.

 

[Exeter_Gently]

What have you all done to Zat?

You absolute horrors.

I posed a simple question.

I did not receive a simple answer.

 

[NeilMorepies]

Has anyone worked out an algorithm to auto calculate our bloo points? I haven’t got time to sit here and add them up myself.

is it not based upon the number of swipes you get on Bludar?

 

[Noisy noise annoys]

How the hell am I meant to accrue any zat-points when he has me on ignore?!!!

It’s a fix

 

[MisterJ]

I posed a simple question.

I did not receive a simple answer.

What did you expect?

 

[Exeter_Gently]

What did you expect?

Not to be served a digital aneurysm at half 6 in morning.

 

[Marius57]

Not to be served a digital aneurysm at half 6 in morning.

Technically he served it at 2.52am mate.