minor things that make you fume



My Mrs at the moment…. She’s been off all day and has her Tuesday routine of going for a wander around the shops, visiting a friend for coffee and a catchup then popping into her mother’s on the way home. That’s great.
I get home today about 5.20pm, make a coffee for both of us and settle on the sofa for 20 mins or so before preparing tea. I put the chase on …and here the trouble begins….

She decides that it’s now a great time to hoover the living room and kitchen floors, I couldn’t hear the chase so turned it off and binned half a coffee down the sink. Decided to go upstairs to take a shower, half way through showering the dozy mare decides she’s going to hose the garden…. Within about 20 seconds my lovely soothing and relaxing shower felt like I had Satan himself peeing the hottest pee ever all over my back.

Anyway, you asked so I’ve told you.
 
she’s going to hose the garden….
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E-scooters and their hooded riders. I saw one flying along the main road this morning and he actually pulled up at the lights and waited for the green.
No one is doing anything about these types. We've gone soft.
 
Some fella with his dog stopped at the entrance to City Thameslink station this afternoon so his dog could have a piss.
Not 2m to the right or to the left, no, right in middle of the doorway so everyone will walk through it, then put there feet on the seats.

Bloke was a 40 something well to do looking type too, needs to give his head a wobble.

Would have kicked at him if there weren’t so many people around to get caught in the spray.
 
Some fella with his dog stopped at the entrance to City Thameslink station this afternoon so his dog could have a piss.
Not 2m to the right or to the left, no, right in middle of the doorway so everyone will walk through it, then put there feet on the seats.

Bloke was a 40 something well to do looking type too, needs to give his head a wobble.

Would have kicked at him if there weren’t so many people around to get caught in the spray.
shoulder barge, into the wall. pretend you are on your phone. "soz pal".
 
Also am seeing big rise in these "Fascist wellness muscle heads" on social media.

There is one especially in Liverpool who I went to school with who was into all sorts and because he learned to meditate on Crosby beach during lockdown,he now proceeds to tell everyone how they should be living their lives, through harmonious vibes and vibrations.

I think he goes to sleep with meditation crystals up his arse now...whopper.
@ForeverBlue92 ?
 

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