Match Thread Everton v West Ham. Wed 30th July. 23.30

[Goat]

He's punched it onto his head! £40m on a backup keeper. Brilliant business.

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[Dublin blue 75]

Struggling to think of anything of note alcaraz has offered first half

 

[Thomasc]

I’m hearing from my sources that Pattersons arse has just been declared as the 51st state.

 

[Ron Burgundy]

You, my friend, have just consolidated yourself as our our second goalkeeper.

 

[ToffeeDevil]

this is sloppier than the bournemouth match

 

[Azza]

Mark Travers ... more like Mark Travesty.

 

[PhilRegan]

Tim really cant be bothered can he

 

[dublinbluenose]

Struggling to think of anyone of note alcaraz has offered first half

He's on the bench

 

[Tony’s Carp]

???

Heard it was 50m plus an extra million for every goal he concedes. Classic Hammond.

 

[Rita_Poon]

keen this ref, really kean.

 

[Zezti]

He's punched it onto his head! £50m on a backup keeper. Brilliant business.

I agree with you there mate

 

[Victus]

shame since we have looked ok

 

[EFC_FRANCIS]

Can see why he was the bournemouth 4th choice

 

[Nyhus]

We need to stop giving them these free kicks.

 

[The T-Dex]

Struggling to think of anything of note alcaraz has offered first half

Pretty hard to do that while getting splinters.