Match Thread Everton v West Ham. Wed 30th July. 23.30

[tommye]

fat half cut lethargic mess.

I'm not fat.
Just my thumbs.
I'm an Adonis.




With arthritic thumbs

 

[Rita_Poon]

oh dear patterson, that's a highlight reel for yodavek moment there.

 

[tommye]

What is patterson good at again

Pissing Dave off

 

[Rita_Poon]

jumped out of it. soft that.

 

[Bilbo]

What is patterson good at again

Faceplanting?

 

[Toffeepot]

Patterson had plenty of time to cross that before getting clattered

 

[NathDogg]

We’ll have a budget and we likely don’t have anything spare right now to replace.

Play a kid/play a different system/play anyone/play no one - anything other than resigning Keane as the option.

 

[maccavennie]

Completely bottled out of a challenge that was his ball and went flying like Sandro

 

[Woolverhampton_Blue]

Gonna be very disappointed if we start the season with Patterson as a starter.

 

[Cels]

Once again, Patterson staying down longer than he needs to.

 

[MichaelEFC96]

Gana’s pressing is so good. We need everyone to do that not this half press nonsense we’ve been doing the last few seasons

 

[Neiler]

 

[Toffeepot]

Gana’s pressing is so good. We need everyone to do that not this half press nonsense we’ve been doing the last few seasons

Ndiaye too

 

[Nyhus]

Fat stoned arthritic thumbs

I assumed youd be fingerless by now

 

[Mase]

I’m trying with Patterson but he’s not up to it right now. I remember thinking the same of Coleman and he had to learn by playing right wing, then went out on loan.