Transfer Guru Nick Hammond - is he all that?

Well is he?

  • He’s boss lad - proper guru.

    Votes: 17 35.4%
  • Middling - 5 Marcels out of 10.

    Votes: 6 12.5%
  • Walshy Mk2 without the terminator bins.

    Votes: 7 14.6%
  • Poor performer.

    Votes: 3 6.3%
  • Not good enough.

    Votes: 2 4.2%
  • He couldn’t transfer a bit of cheese on to a slice of toast.

    Votes: 13 27.1%

  • Total voters
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Recruitment Successes:
  • Jeremie Frimpong: Signed for Celtic from Man City for £250k, later sold for £11.5M.
  • Kyogo Furuhashi: Bought from Vissel Kobe for £4.5M, scored 85 goals for Celtic, sold for £10M.
  • Bruno Guimarães: Key signing for Newcastle from Lyon for £35M, now a star and club captain.
  • Ao Tanaka: Smart £2.95M pickup for Leeds, named Players’ Player of the Season.
 

In one of the school teams I coached for all 5 years they were there, I had a very good goalie named Nick Hammond. We went unbeaten all season and got to a cup final. Then this kid, 14, on the day, said he didn't want to play in goal in the final and insisted he played out field. Not having that - he was alright on the left flank, but we had some very good players i wasnt hping to drop in those positions. He got a cob on, he didn't play at all - the team werent impressed with him. We lost 1-0. He now lives in Australia - deported, I like to think.

Is it that Nick?
 
In one of the school teams I coached for all 5 years they were there, I had a very good goalie named Nick Hammond. We went unbeaten all season and got to a cup final. Then this kid, 14, on the day, said he didn't want to play in goal in the final and insisted he played out field. Not having that - he was alright on the left flank, but we had some very good players i wasnt hping to drop in those positions. He got a cob on, he didn't play at all - the team werent impressed with him. We lost 1-0. He now lives in Australia - deported, I like to think.

Is it that Nick?

It's time to let it go mate and make peace with it
 
In one of the school teams I coached for all 5 years they were there, I had a very good goalie named Nick Hammond. We went unbeaten all season and got to a cup final. Then this kid, 14, on the day, said he didn't want to play in goal in the final and insisted he played out field. Not having that - he was alright on the left flank, but we had some very good players i wasnt hping to drop in those positions. He got a cob on, he didn't play at all - the team werent impressed with him. We lost 1-0. He now lives in Australia - deported, I like to think.

Is it that Nick?
I reckon he was orginally from Cork...
 

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