Summer Transfer Window 2025 Thread

[Davideeyore]

ヤギは火星よりも太っている

Enough of this.

Mods.

 

[marnie]

Can he sing in Eurovision.

 

[Brett Angell Delight]

Another day passes…

Hark at the speaking clock over here

 

[OneTrueLegend]

More likely scenario I think, Grealish would just be too expensive for where we are now.

I think city want £40m for him, I think we will loan him for about £15m, which essentially covers his wages, with an option to buy for £25m, next summer, at which point we can renegotiate.

 

[OneTrueLegend]

The main thing so far is at least we've not been linked with Ross Barkley.

Yet.

We’ve not been linked with Ross Barkley, yet.

If we say his name one more time on here, an AI bot on Twitter will generate a story, linking him with a return home….

Ross Barkley!

 

[Rita_Poon]

(for context, this conveys the patience and paranoia of the current waiting on signings malaise as well as that the film is on again shortly).

 

[DaChunk]

Come on Everton! Lets smash this window and finish comfortably in the top 10! Sign some bloody gems and lets get fans off their seats in a new bouncing stadium! Get it done you gang of DOSSSSERS, we deserve success

 

[Tel001]

Remember to open the curtains and leave the house for a bit today people, if you’re physically able to of course. Maybe, you could even have a civil exchange with another actual human being if you can manage it.
It’s probably helpful to remember that Everton’s success or failure in the transfer market is not intrinsically linked to you refreshing this page.
Take care out there everyone.

Also try and leave the bedroom windows open to air out the stench of urine coming from the mattress?

 

[Tel001]

Even Elton’s riding the ITK train these days.

Sounds like Luiz ….

But will end up being Harrison

 

[Tel001]

That Jack G from City I reckon

Jack H from Leeds I reckon

 

[Gwladys St. Glory]

Come on Everton! Lets smash this window and finish comfortably in the top 10! Sign some bloody gems and lets get fans off their seats in a new bouncing stadium! Get it done you gang of DOSSSSERS, we deserve success

We don't deserve the way we've operated the last 30 years, don't get it twisted.

 

[DaChunk]

We don't deserve the way we've operated the last 30 years, don't get it twisted.

The fans. The fans that saved this club when our owners did everything to destroy us.

 

[Gwladys St. Glory]

The fans. The fans that saved this club when our owners did everything to destroy us.

Unfortunately the fans don't buy players, try as they might. We're (the club) trying to sell 30 years of mediocrity like, after however many months of the Friedkins, everything's fine...I'm not surprised we're seemingly having trouble; players and agents don't forget when it's right in their face every year and I'm sure they'd rather see proof.

 

[Tel001]

We got pop up ITK,s all over the place - what happened to that fella last week who dropped a 1st post 50m for Luiz?

ITK means If They Knew

 

[CairnsToffee]

My sauces are telling me that Nick Hammond and his team have been on the blower all morning with Manchester City, Juventus & Olympique Lyonnais thrashing out official bids and payment terms with 3-4 players being discussed.

No plans to speak to WBA or Real Sociedad as things stand

The fact you've spelt "Sources" "Sauces" has me wondering if you're telling the truth.

Must come from Ross Barkley's agent, given the English language inefficiencies