The bomb shelter thread.
- Thread starter JimmyJeffers
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How many bodies were just lost in the transfer thread?
It's Ramadan out there. I think.
I can see the banhammer beginning to be warmed up. It will be used on a slightly innocuous post when a mod has lost the plot chasing round the pillocks.
I almost hope West Ham beat us to a signing
I almost hope West Ham beat us to a signing
Need to hide down here. Feath threats the lot out there.
Hide in here mate.
Nobody wants to Fie.
BrisbaneToffee
Player Valuation: £500k
Dear Diary
It’s quiet……too quiet! The fools! They’ve left the shelter. That’s what everyone wants. It’s a trap! They’ve gone topside, and sooner or later they’ll stagger back in with pissed pants—most likely after a missed signing, or the lack of purchase/loan of a right winger. It’ll get ugly!
Some general observations:
Someone has graffitied on the concrete wall with chalk “Frazzles Not Razzles”. Is this code? A cypher for the coming end-of-days. A portent of plagues and famine? For f#$k’s sake, we’re Everton supporters—we’re used to plagues, famine, dodgy VAR decisions, and liberally interpreted fouls.
Anyway, I added something myself underneath: “Why Not Have Both — Bacon-Flavoured Fanny!”
There are sticky purple stains everywhere from @Bohemian Toffee's last Ribena bender
@JimmyJeffers has burnt scented candles everywhere. It still can’t mask the odour of stale piss. I can also smell traces of Deep Heat, liniment oil, and KY Jelly. I’m sleeping with one eye open and my @rse to the wall. I’ll be damned if my nickname’s going to be “Any Port In A Storm”
I’ve brought in a large supply of Heinz Baked Beans. This now worries me due to the scented candles and naked flames. I fear that if we gorge ourselves dozens of people will die in a fiery tornado of @rse-gas
This may be my last entry. I am just going outside and may be some time.
It’s quiet……too quiet! The fools! They’ve left the shelter. That’s what everyone wants. It’s a trap! They’ve gone topside, and sooner or later they’ll stagger back in with pissed pants—most likely after a missed signing, or the lack of purchase/loan of a right winger. It’ll get ugly!
Some general observations:
Someone has graffitied on the concrete wall with chalk “Frazzles Not Razzles”. Is this code? A cypher for the coming end-of-days. A portent of plagues and famine? For f#$k’s sake, we’re Everton supporters—we’re used to plagues, famine, dodgy VAR decisions, and liberally interpreted fouls.
Anyway, I added something myself underneath: “Why Not Have Both — Bacon-Flavoured Fanny!”
There are sticky purple stains everywhere from @Bohemian Toffee's last Ribena bender
@JimmyJeffers has burnt scented candles everywhere. It still can’t mask the odour of stale piss. I can also smell traces of Deep Heat, liniment oil, and KY Jelly. I’m sleeping with one eye open and my @rse to the wall. I’ll be damned if my nickname’s going to be “Any Port In A Storm”
I’ve brought in a large supply of Heinz Baked Beans. This now worries me due to the scented candles and naked flames. I fear that if we gorge ourselves dozens of people will die in a fiery tornado of @rse-gas
This may be my last entry. I am just going outside and may be some time.
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