Summer Transfer Window 2025 Thread

[MACCA75]

What’s over 2000 pages long and smells like piss?

Everton’s transfer list?

 

[matty1878]

I haven't got that kind of money sadly mate.

exactly

 

[Gwladys St. Glory]

What’s over 2000 pages long and smells like piss?

I'd say the oldies thread but, ironically, it's not quite that mature yet.

 

[BluePaul86]

“was the biggest doomsay”

ive never been optimistic as i am

since we got ancelotti

That turned out well...

 

[Milkman]

What’s over 2000 pages long and smells like piss?

One of Zat's multiquotes

 

[matty1878]

That turned out well...

yep we didn’t know that

this is a new era, IF you cant be optimistic
i think
you need to not follow us

 

[BackRow PE6]

Atleast Dyche signed players. Yeah most of them turned out crap but atleast it gave us something to get excited over.

Also you can't keep using Dyche as an excuse for everything being crap. He's been gone 6 months and everything at the club is still rotten.

Yeah, agree apart from the stadium, keeping Goodison, clearing out the deadwood, lowering the wage bill, sorting the debt, signing Branthwaite to 5yrs, building a proper leadership team from scratch, signing a striker when we need one, toffee doughnuts, no psr charge…..

 

[BluePaul86]

What’s over 2000 pages long and smells like piss?

George Bests autobiography?

 

[BackRow PE6]

What’s over 2000 pages long and smells like piss?

Anfield tourists songsheet

 

[BluePaul86]

yep we didn’t know that

this is a new era, IF you cant be optimistic
i think
you need to not follow us

Majority of fanbase wouldn't follow us in that case.

But anyway, hopefully I'm wrong and we line up on opening day with some shiny new signings.

 

[BITTER TWISTED & BLUE]

Imagine winning the league and spending another 200m to improve the squad.

Never mind though, Moyes has a cunning plan. His name is Jack Jack.

I heard (on here admittedly) that we are getting Jack

 

[matty1878]

Majority of fanbase wouldn't follow us in that case.

But anyway, hopefully I'm wrong and we line up on opening day with some shiny new signings.

i will give you a date if we don’t

 

[matty1878]

I heard (on here admittedly) that we are getting Jack

no signings?

 

[BluePaul86]

Yeah, agree apart from the stadium, keeping Goodison, clearing out the deadwood, lowering the wage bill, sorting the debt, signing Branthwaite to 5yrs, building a proper leadership team from scratch, signing a striker when we need one, toffee doughnuts, no psr charge…..

I'll give you toffee donuts like. Though it'll probably turn out the blue dye is poisonous or something.

 

[Glasshalffull]

What’s over 2000 pages long and smells like piss?

One of my less impressive wees?