Summer Transfer Window 2025 Thread

[Jimishorts]

Cut the tension with a knife.

And dry the bedsheets with a hairdryer.

 

[jimmythenut]

"I know he almost lost both his legs in a car crash a few months ago but honestly would have him at Everton"

'Chermiti, you're going out on loan son, we've replaced you with an old pro with no legs, but he's great in the air'.

That should help the young lads confidence.

 

[get-your-coat-on]

Transfer Deadline Day in here is gonna crash the stock market never mind the server.

 

[hktoffee]

We are not signing Kubo or McAtee. We haven't even been linked with Kubo.

Harrison and Fellows. That's our market.

Championship market. Won’t go anywhere with these type of signings.

 

[Rooney_Tunes]

On the flap scale, 1-10, where are you?

Right now...only a 4.

In two weeks probably a 6.

Still nothing in three weeks then an 8.

 

[Exeter_Gently]

On the flap scale, 1-10, where are you?

3 with room for more flappiness.

 

[windymiller]

Like to see all three of him, Chermiti and Tim getting a loan out to a decent Dutch side to get them minutes in a different environment to the typical championship loan deal.

It's a tricky one as, obviously, we're currently in no position to loan anyone out with the size of our squad. A good loan can be the making of a player, however, so if they're not going to get a lot of game time here then a loan could be very good for their development. Branthwaite did great in Holland and the Derby loan for Armstrong was a much bigger success than I was expecting (a good mate of mine is a Derby fan and he loves him and desperately wants him back next season). Loans can also be a risk, though, and a young player not getting game time a long way from home could actually stunt their development, so any loan would have to be carefully thought through by both the club and the player.

TL: DR - if they're not going to play here a loan could be good!

 

[Root66]

'Chermiti, you're going out on loan son, we've replaced you with an old pro with no legs, but he's great in the air'.

That should help the young lads confidence.

After watching Chermiti on Saturday... i'd rather have the guy with no legs on the bench

 

[davek]

If you want to confirm how badly this transfer window is going take a look at that Patterson thread: a 'player' almost universally accepted as someone who needed punting going into the post-season who now is being seriously considered as a 'starter' for Everton.

The noises early in the window about this RB and that RB and then ending up with just Coleman re-signing for a year is the touch stone for the inactivity we've seen from the 'exceptional operators'.

If those yanks want people to pay through the nose for the ticket prices and the gear they'll shift off the back of that new stadium they better get their noses out of Roma's arse and start looking north to this place.

 

[Exeter_Gently]

After watching Chermiti on Saturday... i'd rather have the guy with no legs on the bench

Apparently Antonio is training with us so you've got your wish.

 

[Wat Tyler]

3 with room for more flappiness.

Oh there’s still plenty of time for the flappage, wait till we lose our first game in USA and Harrison is spotted watching on

 

[Marcus Kendall]

On the flap scale, 1-10, where are you?

If we sign Antonio then it's a 10 all day long and I won't be made accountable for my actions!

 

[windymiller]

Apparently Antonio is training with us so you've got your wish.

Is that true?

 

[GrandOldTeam]

I'd have lost money on tom fellows not being here by now.

 

[Exeter_Gently]

Oh there’s still plenty of time for the flappage, wait till we lose our first game in USA and Harrison is spotted watching on

The thing is what does flapping over it change?

It has absolutely no bearing on the situation other putting you in an early grave.