Summer Transfer Window 2025 Thread

[DanB90]

Stiffy Jashari

 

[matty1878]

It does feel like an average Everton summer, love to be proven wrong but I thought we were going to be quicker with our business.

christ. there’s a while till the window closes i know it’s better to get them in PRE SEASON but we do when do

i’m confident it won’t be no average window atall

 

[GlosBlue]

Fare shout.

Hopefully we will all be hailing him!

 

[matty1878]

booooooooooooooooooooooo

why

 

[matty1878]

Tight ship that’s why we knew Barry was coming weeks in advance

?

 

[hetion]

So many clubs linked, I must be the only one that never heard of him. 22yo Swiss DM playing for Club Brugge apparently. Probably jarg rumour.

Do love that we're finally getting regularly linked with CMs who can pull strings from deep. This kid looks great but I just desperately want a player like that of some sort

 

[micknick]

Wait wait wait, his first name is Ardon?

 

[Noisy noise annoys]

Wait wait wait, his first name is Ardon?

I’m crying here
Like we were all focussed on his surname and missed the best first name ever

 

[Thomasc]

He’d have about 100 nicknames before he’d even set foot on the pitch.

He’d certainly stiffen up the midfield

 

[NeilMorepies]

We’ll take any old Flashari if it means another addition to the squad.

 

[toffee66]

Tight ship that’s why we knew Barry was coming weeks in advance

Transfers leak in five ways (decreasing probability):

1. Agent/player side (publicity)
2. Selling team (trying to drum up other bids)
3. Buying team (careless whispers/misplaced trust)
4. Bad luck (random fan photo in airport, hotel, service station etc.)
5. Impressive investigative journalism

 

[Bluewolf]

Jack Harrison will go down in history as a very good Everton player in 10 years time.. vault the life out of me

Its time for your medication mrs harrison

 

[toffee66]

Jack Harrison will go down in history as a very good Everton player in 10 years time.. vault the life out of me

Is he having a sex change and signing for the women?

 

[Clarky cat]

Wait wait wait, his first name is Ardon?

Everton are looking to beat off the competition

 

[FinchFarmBlue]

Personally I wasn't expecting any incomings in a week where everyone at the club is focused on our pre-season world tour of Lancashire.

Worrying times aa the danger is the squad will stop off for a Wigan kebab at some point and be declared unfit for the next match.