Rita_Poon
Player Valuation: £100m
Couldn't not think the following...
A bunch of the boys were whooping it up in an Everton saloon;
The kid that handles the music-box was hitting a jag-time tune;
Back of the bar, in a solo game, sat Dangerous Douglas Lou,
And watching his luck was his light-o'-love, the lady that's Bonnie Blue.
etc
Anyway, be a bit of a journey, we sign Onana, villa sell Luiz, juve dump him on us. Always suspicious of players that get loads of moves, anelka, Yakubu, and similar.
