evertony
Player Valuation: £50m
Like a new signing without spending a bean.
Like a new signing without spending a bean.
FinchFarmBlue
Player Valuation: £8m
If we can just ensure now the M62 westbound carriageway from Leeds is now closed till 2nd September.
And we all apologise for not appreciating your incredible wit.
Curtis
Player Valuation: £35m
Nothing personal not agitated or anything but It wasn't funny and it lacks originality as 500 other people have made a similar joke in the past month
MaximusEvertonius
Player Valuation: £10m
Also, Longstaff. Would’ve been a great medieval name. The reputation should proceed you.
carolinablue232
Player Valuation: £70m
I’m still hurt. Terrific little player. Sounds like we approached the hot girl at then bar and she shot us down before we could even give her our best pickup lines.
carolinablue232
Player Valuation: £70m
Well you’re a real negative Nelly aren’t you?
Curtis
Player Valuation: £35m
Soucek who you don't seem to rate had 9 goals last season and is a decent midfielder obviously id like us to more ambitious but it wouldnt be the end of the world as he would provide something on the pitch
Curtis
Player Valuation: £35m
Man I'm trying to break the habit of giving middle fingers to what I perceive as doom-monger posts but you don't make it easy wow
Frenk
Player Valuation: £35m
Sir Longstaff, Lord Longstaff, Baron Longstaff, Earl Longstaff, King… sod that.
Dixie D
Player Valuation: £8m
I really wish I could stop looking at this thread & just wait for whoever we sign!!
...My Mr's (who's into football & loves going to the match) said to me today...Aye we've signed a keeper haven't we?
...She was the same , when we signed Tez Baz!! (yeah, I said it!!)
...Why can't I just ignore this thread & wait for an announcement, like normal people?
...We're all mad!, I'm telling ya!!
Love a bit of inside info though
!!
...My Mr's (who's into football & loves going to the match) said to me today...Aye we've signed a keeper haven't we?
...She was the same , when we signed Tez Baz!! (yeah, I said it!!)
...Why can't I just ignore this thread & wait for an announcement, like normal people?
...We're all mad!, I'm telling ya!!
Love a bit of inside info though
!!
TheBlueBlitzer
Player Valuation: £6m
Not for us though.
That apostrophe suggests you have several husbands rather than one wife.I really wish I could stop looking at this thread & just wait for whoever we sign!!
...My Mr's (who's into football & loves going to the match) said to me today...Aye we've signed a keeper haven't we?
...She was the same , when we signed Tez Baz!! (yeah, I said it!!)
...Why can't I just ignore this thread & wait for an announcement, like normal people?
...We're all mad!, I'm telling ya!!
Love a bit of inside info though
Not that there's anything wrong with that of course, but can any of them play football?
Bob Elstone
Player Valuation: £35m
Pls no coufal, slow and terrible
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