New signing media interviews - what would you ask?

[MACCA75]

In the 80’s there was always a page in the programme that asked a current player a load of random questions like:

What’s your favourite film?
Who is your favourite sportsman?
What does your wife/partner do?

It was Top Gun, Mike Tyson and a hairdresser. Every week.

 

[Efcjake]

Massively cringe that

 

[Groucho]

How much for the pair?

Have you tried sawdust?

This does not work in this context duder

 

[NathDogg]

So, pineapple on pizza - yea or nay?

 

[scratchnsurf]

This does not work in this context duder

They could easily be set up.

So Mark, Jordan prefers Nike gloves. What brand do you use?

 

[Lapeno77]

Just ask them 'Why?'

Don't need any more information than the answer to that.

 

[Benicetoourboys]

Did you always know you'd come back one day Richy?

 

[summerisle]

"Are you the Arteta money?"

 

[ElGato]

I'd like to see some questions that you ask might someone on a first date.

Where are you from/where were you born?
What other cities or places have you lived in?
Have you got any siblings?
How many people have you slept with?

 

[ElGato]

Now you and Barry have signed - Who is The Third Man?
What would you do to make Brighton Rock?
Was Tim Howard really The Quiet American?

Down and out in London, or Paris?

 

[Eggs]

…..who scored Everton’s goals in 1933 FA Cup Final?

 

[goldfinchmule]

What are kopites.

 

[Alanbileysfeathercut]

what's your favorite color*? - telling
How much did you know about everton before we were interested?
What do you bring to the game?
Why did you come to Everton - honestly?
Who is your favourite Everton player from the past?
Which part of training do you hate the most?
Are you nervous about making your Everton debut?

.... might be more interesting

Colour

 

[ElGato]

…..who scored Everton’s goals in 1933 FA Cup Final?

Big red button that drops them into the gunge if they get it wrong

 

[Alan Whittle]

Down and out in London, or Paris?

How would you manage to Keep the Aspidistra Flying?
Who would you peer at in Wigan?
Which members of the current squad belong on Animal Farm?