New signing media interviews - what would you ask?

[trueblue84]

Does this look like genital warts to you?

 

[Hellerad]

It feels unfair to ask a professional to parry questions about club loyalty upon signing. It’s a business and it takes time to connect to the fans.

I’d keep it light and let them tell the fans about themselves. Music, hobbies, favorite meal.

 

[Bluebonic]

If you had been on the podium with Trump would you

A) politely asked him to leave the stage as it should onlybe club employees on it.
B) brown tongued him like the vast majority of the Chelsea team did
C) called him out on the post match interview as a nazi paedo

 

[coollino]

Should adults that like minions be jailed for life?

 

[trueblue84]

Do club-footed midgets get justice in heaven?

 

[Benicetoourboys]

Oh heck

 

[Exeter_Gently]

Do club-footed midgets get justice in heaven?

Didn't Glenn Hoddle say something like this?

 

[chrismpw]

How will it bring disrepute if it's kind though? Consensual fiddling is a-okay.

Kiddy ffs!

 

[MisterJ]

WHAT is your quest?
WHAT is your favourite colour?
WHAT is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?

African or European?

 

[MisterJ]

"What is an Everton?"

 

[Drico]

Snivelly: “It’s huge really, isn’t it?”

Player: “Massive”.

 

[Alan Whittle]

Now you and Barry have signed - Who is The Third Man?
What would you do to make Brighton Rock?
Was Tim Howard really The Quiet American?

 

[Charles Hawtrey]

what's your favorite color? - telling
How much did you know about everton before we were interested?
What do you bring to the game?
Why did you come to Everton - honestly?
Who is your favourite Everton player from the past?
Which part of training do you hate the most?
Are you nervous about making your Everton debut?

.... might be more interesting

 

[Groucho]

Well I guess at least we know what yours is mate

I always compare just to make sure I’m bigger

 

[scratchnsurf]

How much for the pair?

Have you tried sawdust?