Summer Transfer Window 2025 Thread

[Dwight K Schrute]

Personally think we should go 343.

Branthwaite LCB, tarks CB, JOB RCB

Ndaiye LW, Gana, Garner, Speedy RW

Beto, Barry, Chermiti (but all playing within the width of the 18 yard box).

Just bombard their box with 3 giant strikers. While defending our box with 3 giant defenders.

That would be the footballing equivalent of It's A Knockout!

 

[Marcus Kendall]

I bet we offer 10p and a curly wurly eh lads!
Hahaha
HA HA HA

Will have to offer a cleaner too as those curly wurly's are messy things

 

[Marius57]

That would be the footballing equivalent of It's A Knockout!

If only we had kept Onana down the middle. Just play headers all the way up the pitch and no one would be able to get it off us

 

[FinchFarmBlue]

I bet we offer 10p and a curly wurly eh lads!
Hahaha
HA HA HA

No curly wurly . Too expensive these days . A 2p chew if that's still a thing at brst

Someone will stump up the cash for Luiz, he is a very decent player. Very much doubt he will be coming to Everton if we are trying the old loan with an option stuff.

Crazy thing is, loan to buy is very popular the other way for Italian sides. Also successful for us over the years.

 

[Victus]

These are the class of bait headlines I want to click

bless you

 

[MisterJ]

I bet we offer 10p and a curly wurly eh lads!
Hahaha
HA HA HA

Done

 

[MisterJ]

I am reliably informed by @MisterJ , that deals are not done like this anymore.
And selling teams only want a fraction of the price up front.

But ultimately, they do want all of it... isn't that the problem Man Utd are meant to be having?

 

[FTY]

These are the class of bait headlines I want to click

Wow, can't believe we've just jumped to the "set transfer market ablaze" stage

 

[wainy]

These are the class of bait headlines I want to click

Great article that, says he’s going to Inter. Well in, Everton.

 

[lieneverton]

Wow, can't believe we've just jumped to the "set transfer market ablaze" stage

Points deduction for arson.

 

[Librarian]

we’re hot on the trail

 

[brieverton]

Tchatchoua was doing the rounds last season, a Thelwell target most likely.

 

[FTY]

If we sign Tchatchoua and El Aynaoui I'm going to keep a tally of all the different spellings I see over their first season here. And yes I copied and pasted both of their names there

 

[Leylo]

Tchatchoua was doing the rounds last season, a Thelwell target most likely.

Thought that was a dog

 

[TheBlueBlitzer]

Roman is one of us, I'm sure. He's a good lad.
Good spotting though Buddy

It was just the conversation he was having with himself about their friendly haha