Summer Transfer Window 2025 Thread

We’re talking corporate here mate, we’ll go halfs on a can Lynx Africa!
If you get one of those Lynx gift packs instead, you get a free radio that you can use in the shower and at the match when the inevitable dodgy WiFi signal rears it's head. Like a Li Tie & Weifeng double type of deal
 

Had to catch up almost twenty pages this morning covering paying for rumours, Mods getting shirty, Evan's recreational habits, Mysogeny and Luiz's wages. The only real rumour was Travis a possible medical for a back up goalie.

I know there is not much else going on these days so all the usual nutters are concentrated in this thread, but the least the club could do is start a rumour to defuse the testosterone in here!
 

Loves sniff, peroni and tanned beauties by all accounts.

He'll love Rome
To be fair, I was a nob at 18yo even as a no-mark from Bootle (many informed people would argue nothing has changed).

If you'd given me huge wads of cash and hot women wanting to get me into bed wherever I went, I would probably not have survived the next couple of years, let alone still have a football career, however ailing.

It must be so hard for young lads like this to cope with the amount of fans and fortune they get at that age.
 
To be fair, I was a nob at 18yo even as a no-mark from Bootle (many informed people would argue nothing has changed).

If you'd given me huge wads of cash and hot women wanting to get me into bed wherever I went, I would probably not have survived the next couple of years, let alone still have a football career, however ailing.

It must be so hard for young lads like this to cope with the amount of fans and fortune they get at that age.
*fame, but I guess 'fans' also works.
 

No.

He is vastly overrated based off playing for Brighton and scoring a handful of goals a few seasons ago.

Couldn’t even get subbed on for West Ham last season when they were 2 nil down and chasing games by throwing everyone on.

Hard disagree. Pre-injury he was a very good player. When I first saw him come through at 16 in their academy I haven't seen a more complete striker in my time.
 
Not signing a RB or LB shows that no matter who we bring in behind the scenes things will always be the same with this club, we've had months to line up signings and so far we've ended up with the French Peter Crouch
Hello you little ray of sunshine, you.

Does the transfer window close tomorrow? No.

Is there still time to make more exciting signings? Of course!
 

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