It's the initiation ritual for all new Everton signings. That's why they haven't announced him yet.
I am torn on this one. Given the calibre of our usual reveals then yeah, 100%. If we dropped some comedy gold like whoever - Burnley? - did the Pennywise one the other day then I'd happily give them a week to get the production bang on.
14_dollars
Player Valuation: £15m
(To “Rhythm Is a Dancer” by Snap!)
Barry is the answer,
He’s a goal romancer,
French and 6 foot 5,
We’ve never felt so alive!
Came from Villarreal,
Now he’s royal blue —
After Collina stole ‘05,
He’s come to right that too!
Ohhh Thiernooo Barry!
He’s the one we waited for!
Ohhh Thiernooo Barry!
Number 9 and we want more!
Barry is the answer,
Scoring like a dancer —
On the Mersey’s shore,
We’ll get robbed no more!
Benicetoourboys
Player Valuation: £5m
We know he's signing so lets just chill.
GlosBlue
Player Valuation: £25m
Not like they haven't had about a month since we "intensified" our interest, to come up with the reveal and have it mostly ready to go!
HalfTimeSayers
Player Valuation: £35m
I just heard a grown man say “T-Baz”
A solid no from me that
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A solid no from me that
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As long as its not based on "the Great Escape" like quite a few of our previous big signings, I'm in..
jerseytoffee
Player Valuation: £10m
been doing pics at HD
Toffe3m4n
Player Valuation: £80m
Has a higher ceiling for sure. 11 goals in La Liga last season in his debut season in a middling Villareal side is also a pretty good return.
Gonna be the new "Gana at Finch Farm" picture this, guaranteed.
NathDogg
Player Valuation: £50m
But but but the stripey kopites and the Levy tho………
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