Confirmed Signing Thierno Barry

[BainesontoastNEW]

The club will be missing a trick if his announcement video isn't something "Yellow Submarine" orientated.

 

[Eggs]

….well, I’m prepared to say congratulations to @blue to the bone for giving this fella his own thread

 

[mahermi1]

…certainly looking like The Titanic

If you zoom into the sign behind Barry you can make out White Star, weren't they the original owners of the Titanic..

 

[toffee82]

….i think Barry is the other bloke.

I know but he's not wearing any of my late grandparents apparel.

 

[jimmythenut]

I know but he's not wearing any of my late grandparents apparel.

I was worried we'd signed another cat walk model for a striker for second.

 

[Brisan123]

…I wonder if he’s in Scotland with the squad. I’d imagine the club Doctor, medical staff and some officials are there.

Medicals are done in Liverpool though
Don’t think the doctor carries all that equipment around in his little bag

 

[toffee82]

Signing his bits in the Titanic there...makes me wonder if he's shooting back off on holiday.

He will be staying there I reckon.

Over to the new stadium to shoot the announcement vid and back in his room watching some Barry Horne by noon.

 

[DrEFC]

chatGPT...

"Thierno Scores for Everton"
(Genre: Stadium anthem / Afro-trap blend)


[Verse]
Blue shirt on, he’s born to fight,
Goodison roars when he's in sight.
He leads the line, he’s got that flame,
Thierno Barry runs the game!


[Chorus]
Thierno scores for Everton — bang, into the net!
Striker on the blue side, he’s the biggest threat.
Left foot, right foot, any way it goes,
When Barry’s in the box — he scores the goals!


[Bridge / Chant]
Ohhh Thierno Barry! (Clap-clap, clap-clap-clap!)
Ohhh he’s a Blue and deadly!
From Merseyside to every stand,
He’s the striker with the golden plan!


[Outro]
E-V-E-R-T-O-N —
With Barry up top, we win again!
COYB! Let’s hear the cheer —
Thierno Barry’s goal is near!

banger

 

[turner]

chatGPT...

"Thierno Scores for Everton"
(Genre: Stadium anthem / Afro-trap blend)


[Verse]
Blue shirt on, he’s born to fight,
Goodison roars when he's in sight.
He leads the line, he’s got that flame,
Thierno Barry runs the game!


[Chorus]
Thierno scores for Everton — bang, into the net!
Striker on the blue side, he’s the biggest threat.
Left foot, right foot, any way it goes,
When Barry’s in the box — he scores the goals!


[Bridge / Chant]
Ohhh Thierno Barry! (Clap-clap, clap-clap-clap!)
Ohhh he’s a Blue and deadly!
From Merseyside to every stand,
He’s the striker with the golden plan!


[Outro]
E-V-E-R-T-O-N —
With Barry up top, we win again!
COYB! Let’s hear the cheer —
Thierno Barry’s goal is near!

I've heard our crowd get "Ev" "Er" and " Ton" in the wrong order, so all the best with that

 

[rxyzyxr]

cats gone. off to rome i think. Devastated

Late twist in the tale. cats back, said he only ever wanted everton. going to be a fan favourite this one!

 

[HKContractDave]

The club will be missing a trick if his announcement video isn't something "Yellow Submarine" orientated.

We're still saving that for Riquelme I believe

 

[MikeH72]

Time for the announcement sweepstake I reckon.

I’m going 5pm on Monday the 14th July.

Sticking with this.

 

[HKContractDave]

Didn't know they did the actual signing at the Titanic

 

[Ollie d]

They'd be chiselling an X under some cave art if it was a Newcastle contract.

I've read Geordies sign contracts with an uppercut to a Police horse...

 

[TrixyStevens]

Where’s that little pox bottle ‘transfer guru’ Ross whatever his name is saying ‘the deal is nowhere near done’.
Odious little reptile with an obvious agenda against Everton.