jimmythenut
Player Valuation: £8m
Waiting for someone to photoshop the contract to say he's signed for Newcastle

My nan used to have a yellow jacket like that and my grandad a flat cap.
Obviously not. Nobody is.Is he Dyche fit?
It does. Zooming in on the contract, it definitely says Everton football club, and not Spurs or Newcastle…certainly looking like The Titanic![]()
Sink or swim time.Titanic
Signing his bits in the Titanic there...makes me wonder if he's shooting back off on holiday.
He'll be in the Lanson bar now ,Sink or swim time.
They'd be chiselling an X under some cave art if it was a Newcastle contract.Waiting for someone to photoshop the contract to say he's signed for Newcastle![]()
Waiting for someone to photoshop the contract to say he's signed for Newcastle![]()