Summer Transfer Window 2025 Thread

[Lanolin]

You can tell some people read an athletic long read once about how it’s good to sign young players and now apply it to every situation without any nuance whatsoever.

 

[Mutzo Nutzo]

Before anyone says “Championship is his level” how does anyone know? Championship was Joe Parkinson’s level when we picked him up aged 24 from Bournemouth for 250k

5 minutes in an Everton shirt and his knee would explode

 

[FinchFarmBlue]

RS have a net expenditure of 353m. Surely that must mean that the Coutinho money has just about been used up.

I think that money is like putting notes in a change machine, same money just keeps getting reused.

 

[davek]

@davek will be cock-a-hoop that Patto will be kept from the team by a cheeky little signing from our feeder club. Up the Everton Football Group.

I think every Evertonian will be praying 'Patto' will be punted this summer.

If they're not there's some non-football agenda at work.

 

[gixerk6]

It's tedious every summer mate, it is what it is. Best bet is to find humour in the tedium, than get wound up.

Ever thought of setting up a bed wetting/bleach drinking section where those wanting to do so can go in there and vent and then just leave them to it. It might de clutter some of the other threads then

 

[Exeter_Gently]

Ever thought of setting up a bed wetting/bleach drinking section where those wanting to do so can go in there and vent and then just leave them to it. It might de clutter some of the other threads then

If you're drinking bleach and wetting the bed at least the sheets would be clean.

 

[gixerk6]

It occurs to me, if we sign Fred, his reveal should be him walking into the Finch Farm lobby in his Everton kit, looking into the camera and saying just one word 'right' and then walking out again.

But he would be shirtless as he’s too sexy for it

 

[Savage.j@sky]

I think that money is like putting notes in a change machine, same money just keeps getting reused.

Well run club with a worldwide fan base

 

[Davideeyore]

Gol Lazio…….!

When Sunday's were boring, tv was so dreary. Usually The Waltons. Eastenders omnibus, and Brian Waldron. Sunday papers were great

 

[bullybeef]

Once we confirm Gueye and Barry I hope we pull a real midfield baller out of the hat to create an impressive spine.

C’mon Davie lad

 

[pfim]

If you're drinking bleach and wetting the bed at least the sheets would be clean.

I don't think that's how bleach and the human body reacts.

 

[Exeter_Gently]

I don't think that's how bleach and the human body reacts.

Don't let the truth get in the way of a good lie.

 

[Exeter_Gently]

Well run club with a worldwide fan base

Savage.j@Sky:

I know someone who's getting signed up for 'Cabbages weekly'.

 

[Davideeyore]

We're absolutely crying out for pace.

Hopefully this is an area that we've zoned in on.

 

[Curtis]

Don't let the truth get in the way of a good lie.

Hey you can't stain the sheets if you're not alive, either way it works