What you think of when you are pissed ?


Generally ....

If I pee in that bush*, will anyone see me? Nah.

I was marching / staggering (hard to say which) hone one frosty spring night, after a few. Along a footpath by a filled in canal I saw a tuft of silvery grass sparkling in the light of the street lamp. I had a drunken overwhelming desire to run my hands through the ice crystals. Turn out it was nettles.

That kind of thing.

*on a roundabout
 

I’m a pretty twitchy overactive person so drinks actually calm me down. (Though I don’t do this often - my wife has a lot of liver problems in her immediate family and doesn’t drink much, and I hate almost everyone else).

Trying to play games when I’m bladdered is fun. One time I was having trouble standing and still got Wordle in 4.
 
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Usually I think “ only came out for a couple…. Now it’s 10pm and I’m half cut… if I go home now she’ll still be up and will kick off…. I may as well stay out now all night as her mood will still be the same… may as well get hung for a sheep than a lamb”
 
Usually I think “ only came out for a couple…. Now it’s 10pm and I’m half cut… if I go home now she’ll still be up and will kick off…. I may as well stay out now all night as her mood will still be the same… may as well get hung for a sheep than a lamb”
would she be happier with horse?
 

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