Summer Transfer Window 2025 Thread

[maccavennie]

Just to confirm the criteria for players we should be targeting that nobody will complain about, according to the brains trust of GOT.

The player must be under the age of 28 but also older than 23 because they must have experience.

They must represent value for money, but also must have a proven record playing in a top league. Free transfers are not good enough because WHY ARE THEY BEING RELEASED??

They must never have been injured, ever.

For a striker they need to have a proven 15-20 goal per season record in a top league but also be available for less than £40m because we could never afford that.

We must be the only club interested because we can’t compete with anyone, but also if nobody is interested then he must be crap.

Reckon I’ve narrowed it down to about 3 players worldwide we could get lads.

Can you confirm the 3 players names please Mike who fit your criteria because I have additional requests that include

Must be 2 footed and be able to play in goal in an emergency
Must not have a surname that sounds remotely like Benitez or be affiliated with a Benitez in their family tree
Must have a YouTube highlights reel no longer than 5 minutes and no shorter than 3 minutes which must include - at least 5 blammos, 1 crossfield ball, 2 goals where the keeper should have saved it, 1 stadium which looks something similar to what you see in a local park and 1 goal line clearance which must be done via an overhead kick.

 

[MikeH72]

Can you confirm the 3 players names please Mike who fit your criteria because I have additional requests that include

Must be 2 footed and be able to play in goal in an emergency
Must not have a surname that sounds remotely like Benitez or be affiliated with a Benitez in their family tree
Must have a YouTube highlights reel no longer than 5 minutes and no shorter than 3 minutes which must include - at least 5 blammos, 1 crossfield ball, 2 goals where the keeper should have saved it, 1 stadium which looks something similar to what you see in a local park and 1 goal line clearance which must be done via an overhead kick.

I did forget to add that his YouTube highlights video must only include blammos because tap ins are pointless and anyone can score them.

 

[maccavennie]

I did forget to add that his YouTube highlights video must only include blammos because tap ins are pointless and anyone can score them.

And can't include penalties as they don't count, or any set piece.for that matter as Martinez once said they're not proper goals.

 

[Buckers]

What are everyone’s thoughts on Mitrovic?

Always thought he was a bit of a carthorse.

 

[MikeH72]

And can't include penalties as they don't count, or any set piece.for that matter as Martinez once said they're not proper goals.

Ah yes, a goal from open play is a more satisfying goal (less satisfying goals still count the same as satisfying ones)

 

[MikeH72]

What are everyone’s thoughts on Mitrovic?

Always thought he was a bit of a carthorse.

He’s crap and fat.

 

[vintage-toffees]

What are everyone’s thoughts on Mitrovic?

Always thought he was a bit of a carthorse.

Imagine moving back to the premier league at his age and the level he’s played at now would struggle massive

 

[Peter Leslie]

I'm just happy Jack Harrison is no longer here.

Dont count your chickens till the window closes.... I have a sus feeling he might be back on transfer deadline day...

 

[Bluebonic]

What are everyone’s thoughts on Mitrovic?

Always thought he was a bit of a carthorse.

He’s a cad and a rotter!

 

[Peter Leslie]

He’s crap and fat.

He's crap WHEN he's fat.
But there have been periods where he has got himself fit and in good shape and he is a very capable striker.
But he's mostly been fat and crap, so there's that.

 

[Jokerdan]

What are everyone’s thoughts on Mitrovic?

Always thought he was a bit of a carthorse.

If we're serious about this lad then we would be better going for a cheaper and younger version of the same IE. Milutin Osmajic from Preston. Similar style of player and, allegedly, has a bit of a bite to him.

 

[Rooney_Tunes]

Just to confirm the criteria for players we should be targeting that nobody will complain about, according to the brains trust of GOT.

The player must be under the age of 28 but also older than 23 because they must have experience.

They must represent value for money, but also must have a proven record playing in a top league. Free transfers are not good enough because WHY ARE THEY BEING RELEASED??

They must never have been injured, ever.

For a striker they need to have a proven 15-20 goal per season record in a top league but also be available for less than £40m because we could never afford that.

We must be the only club interested because we can’t compete with anyone, but also if nobody is interested then he must be crap.

Reckon I’ve narrowed it down to about 3 players worldwide we could get lads.

Thank Goodness; At least now we have a squad of 17...

 

[Rooney_Tunes]

What are everyone’s thoughts on Mitrovic?

Always thought he was a bit of a carthorse.

Who?

 

[fandjango]

I did forget to add that his YouTube highlights video must only include blammos because tap ins are pointless and anyone can score them.

You do realize there’s an invitation for 101 YouTube how the Heck did he miss that vids don't you

 

[The Binman]

What are everyone’s thoughts on Mitrovic?

Always thought he was a bit of a carthorse.

He’s D Ferguson-lite