stretford blue
Player Valuation: £35m
Although youth level that would be a decent statement to get one over city for his signature
stretford blue
Player Valuation: £35m
Still better than them two on sky newsTurkish media? Literally a lad with a Turkish trim sat on a beach in Bodrum making it up as he goes along
Timhowardsswearbox
Player Valuation: £5m
Nor, that's t'Sting #yorkshireaccent
War chest
Like a new signing
Someone posting that same photo of idrissa Gueye at finch farm from when he first signed in 2017 and claiming it’s someone else we’re linked with.
Someone not getting ^that meme and replying with “that’s Gana”
Don't forget the Muppets on a bike delegation meme.
It wasn't even funny the first 8000 times.
Handball
Player Valuation: £2.5m
I was watching that last night, on the basis that my life is empty and I had nothing better to do.Still better than them two on sky news
I watched that Wedderburn fella with two Gordon Gecko type sharks getting paid a fortune for making things up and talking earnestly as if they were like Rupert Murdoch and sat in every top level discussion.
Chancers chancing and getting paid more for taking a phone call and sitting inventing stuff for an hour than most people get paid in a month for stress and aggravation.
After about 25 minutes I realised that I had much better things to do and even though they get money for jam and I haven't got a pot to pee in, at least I'm not them.
Which obviously didn't pay my massive water bill, but made me feel better for a few minutes.
Charlatans the lot of them.
Remember we sent a " delegation " to Italy to uncover some gems that were under the radar? Didnt sign anything except the tabs at fancy restaurants and bars
Cashstrapped Everton, Witzel is ours, watch this space, pondering, preparing a bid, keeping our powder dry.
Everton are circling….
HalfTimeSayers
Player Valuation: £35m
Someone will scream that we need to cancel Dele’s loan and send him back to Spurs to free up a loan spot, leading to mass confusion regarding the number of domestic and foreign loans allowed. Again.
Pointing out that our fax machine has run out of paper on deadline day. A personal favourite, given it was always the fax machine at the other end that actually needs paper.
Infernus
Player Valuation: £10m
*Insert name of 37 year old player* To Everton nailed on now, every time we miss out on a player to one of the sly 6
Saint Domingo
Player Valuation: £90m
Everton have been gazumped by Spurs and Daniel Levy
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