Match Thread Newcastle 0-1 Everton, Sun, 25 May, 16.00

[Efcjake]

Michael Keane doing his Karoke with his invisible microphone in the box.

 

[Nyhus]

Corner aside, we're doing pretty ok for a team with nothing to play for.

 

[Toffe3m4n]

Will be pleased to see the back of Michael Keane after today.

 

[Efcjake]

Gordon crossing it out of play but takes some time for a few finger runs through his hair while the cameras are on him.

 

[Toffe3m4n]

Too slow, Everton. Far too slow.

 

[GoldenToffee]

Beto doing really well tbh. Very good backup option next season.

 

[Davideeyore]

Farted about with it instead of having a go.

 

[Parker]

Beto has Botman absolutely all over the place, moves like an aircraft carrier that lad

 

[Bristol Blue]

Gordon’s face should come with rated 18 warning… he’s one ugly mofo

 

[GoldenToffee]

Alcatraz not having a good game here tbh.

 

[matty1878]

Too slow, Everton. Far too slow.

we need some usain bolt’s in summer

 

[Frenk]

Definitely need a left back. Mykolenko is a decent squad player but offers nothing going forward.

 

[matty1878]

Alcatraz not having a good game here tbh.

maybe he’s undecided

 

[Neiler]

Gordon’s face should come with rated 18 warning… he’s one ugly mofo

It’s quite amazing he said to himself, I know what I could do to make myself look better - grow a mullet.

 

[dachshund]

Great move by Beto, have not seen this by him so far