NathDogg
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... and running in the opposite direction there could be a random woman (blond hair, big arse) pursued by an invisible, unidentifiable mysoginist - resulting in total confusion for the otherwise illustrious Goodison Dog - who to attack??? Meanwhile, a sartorial chap in a donkey jacket and his placard "Cattrick Out" (sic) could use it to shoo Mr Testicles off the pitch ... the list could go on with other luminaries.The just stop oil kid getting legged around the pitch by Goodison Dog and the steward with giant bolt cutters would be a fitting end to it all I think.
Give me your ticket sack your mate offOut of the hundreds of games I've been to and the one I would love to be at, this is the one I can't attend. My mate who is a massive blue will take my season ticket.
I half suspected this would be the case so I said my goodbyes at the Ipswich game.
Will always remember her with love, affection and respect.
But I think even the Grand Old Lady would tell us all to stop making a fuss, remember her fondly and enjoy moving on to pastures new.
No one, no matter what, can take those memories away.
Of all the good times, the bad times, the terrible times, the points deductions, the sickly relegations feelings, nothing but nothing has ever stopped me loving my Everton.
This wonderful old stadium has been part of that, a huge part of that, she is Everton.
If you are lucky enough to be there please enjoy the day, remember her with fondness, remember the good times, remember you are blue, you have a huge responsibility.
Respectfully.
Commiserations mateGoing to be a day to remember for me. Taking my dad there in 2007. Meeting the legend Dave Hickson on a Goodison tour in 1990. Remembering all the games there I've been able to see on TV.
Plus I'm getting married.
Thanks. I'm just hoping for a win-win day.Commiserations mate
At least you have Everton to love honour and obey.
Just jokingCongratulations on your wedding
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And the smoking ban hasn`t come into effect either.There’s been a de facto rule that you can drink in your seat at the back of the Gwladys for years now.
The whole thing is a bit of a damp squib now. I'll be back there in a couple of months to see the woman play and so will loads of others so its hardly this big end of the road moment that people have built it up to be.
Also an unwritten rule that you can smoke as much weed as you want in the Gwladys' bogs and sniff charlie off the bog seats if you're a particularly filthy get.There’s been a de facto rule that you can drink in your seat at the back of the Gwladys for years now.
In fairness, the law is that you can’t drink in view of the pitch, and in my experience you can’t see the pitch from the last few rows of the Lower Gwladys.There’s been a de facto rule that you can drink in your seat at the back of the Gwladys for years now.