Defo calling a few out on here!
Ok, so erm, let's take a good hard look at this. Which bit is most stupefying?
I deserve more money because of mo salah?
Everton fans love Doucoure?
I deserve my salary right now?
I'm playing every season, I'm scoring important goals, I'm VERY important for the club?
None of this bewildering nonsense.
"I hear on especially X and instagram"
What is a player bleating on about reading social media for? Because quite frankly, how come he hasn't heard much about 10 yard passes and not tripping over his own legs?
Some people are gluttons for punishment. It seems Everton supporters will not be being punished by Doucoure's performances at the new ground.
'mo salah got a raise.' The same mo salah that's about to win his fourth Golden boot.
Incredible. I'm glad he's not flying planes or performing surgery.