Who would win? 100 men v one huge silver back

[Goodison87]

He can only use his sausage

Gorilla gonna go full Theon Greyjoy, I’m afraid.

 

[tonka1878]

If the Men have the strength of Eddie Hall and Duncan Fergusons mentality a gorilla wouldn't last long!!

 

[DanB90]

There’s no way it’s seeing my jab, hook combo coming.

 

[Mutzo Nutzo]

He can only use his sausage

Then he’d get battered (along with his sausage).

 

[jaycee]

The minute it went into the bogs it would be on a countdown to doom.
I wouldn't hurt an animal in reality.
Chimps gang up on gorilla's at times due to numbers
I suppose. If the numbers were to high the humans might have a chance.
Problem is who goes in first?

You, put your arl air wair on and steam it

 

[toffee82]

In a fight, or a pub quiz?

1 pigeon would beat 100 Aldo's in a pub quiz.

 

[edge]

You, put your arl air wair on and steam it

So long as you jump on its back while I have a kick at it.
I'm game

 

[Hinchcliffe's Corner]

The sad thing about this topic of late is that some Andrew Tate inspired alt right nobhead is going to arrange this and the gorilla won't have a say.

 

[Taifi gorm]

Long list of large animals we've hunted to extinction but also we are pure filth

 

[Bedfordblue]

The silver back would line all 100 up and dry bum them.

 

[Blue 1]

The sad thing about this topic of late is that some Andrew Tate inspired alt right nobhead is going to arrange this and the gorilla won't have a say.

Can someone arrange for Andrew Tate to fight get marmalised by a silverback?

 

[Rita_Poon]

London Zoo gorilla drank five litres of blackcurrant juice after escaping enclosure

Kumbuka, a male silverback, sparked an armed police response after his break out bid on 13 October

www.theguardian.com

5 litres of neat ribena? Kumbuka might have more of a chance than previously considered...

 

[gonetomorrow]

Two men could do it.
One to distract him by wearing a cheap David Attenborough mask with cut-out eyes while the other creeps up and whacks him on the napper with a skillet.

 

[kev]

All the awards, all of them. This is what sets GOT aside.

 

[bluerobert]

Just to add to this a while back there was a documentary (I think it was on channel 4 if anyone wants to look for it). It was about the rise in people keeping chimps as pets and people not really understanding the dangers because one had ripped a woman’s face off. A friend of the woman that owned the chimp that knew it well came to her house and as she was walking up the path it went full on bandit. Ripped her face and fingers off, mutilated her genitals (all very common for how chimps attack.

There was another guy who owned a chimp being interviewed, it was the guy you can see footage of doing karate with his chimp. They ask him if he could defend himself from his chimp if it went rogue and he’s like “yer, I’m a 9th degree black belt of course I could”.

They show the footage to a primate expert and the guy is like absolutely not, martial arts are designed to protect people from humans. A chimp is 7 times stronger than a man, a block to stop a punch wouldn’t work and the force of the punch alone would just snap his arm.

For those 2 minutes the gorilla is swinging away I imagine it would look like the beginning of Lord of the rings when Sauron is just swotting away men with his big mace