The Bryant & May match works used megatons of sulphur back in the day and the chimneys belched out this poisonous gas into the atmosphere, affecting all expecting mothers at the time. The result was masses of slightly stupid, web-toed children, none of whom had the common sense to support a proper club. At around the same time, Satan came up from hell, attracted by the sulphuric stench and was greeted by thousands of moth-breathing mutants, whom he took to his heart and claimed as his own. Thus was born the web-toed, dimwitted, snot-nosed charmers who stink of sulphur and uric acid who can forever be found worshiping at Satans very own cathedral.