Match Thread Manchester United v Everton - Waffle, Match Report & MotM Poll

[Rita_Poon]

They're like the opposite of us. They have a shocking back line and a lot of pace and goals up front.

We'll cancel each other out and it will be a horrible, dour affair. Like watching an old Welsh man's face from 3 inches away while he sucks his way through an entire jar of pickled whelks. Only less arousing.

I come for the insight,
but I stay for the laughs

Quality!

 

[GoldenToffee]

A well-deserved unchanged side - FML

 

[Runub]

 

[Dharma]

Will Dobbin ever get a chance ?

Sorry no, he's not part of the Dyche clique.

 

[GoldenToffee]

After that Villa performance, naming the same XI is utterly disgraceful from the manager. No doubt he's told them "do better", which of they won't and we'll likely end the game with the XI that should have started it.

 

[Rita_Poon]

Was in a right bad spiral then, properly woe is me feeling sorry for myself. Was gonna post the scotland world cup 98 song (don't come home to soon) and suggest a slight alteration (at all*) but the gallows humour, that steadfast vitriol, the never say die, those boys in blue have roped me in once again. I might also have a few units swimming about me from the boxing last night.

Onward you toffee's

Into these fancy dans, these lackadaisical rapscallions, these wastes of space!

 

[Sharpattack]

Jesus, that midfield is awful. What do you have to do, or not do, to get dropped from the starting XI?

 

[Dharma]

Man Utd ? v Everton 0

 

[Mr PEN86]

Would take Howe if Newcastle drop the ball

If he keeps us up do we change the manager for a so called more modern coach? Look what happened with lampard.

 

[Boyley]

They're like the opposite of us. They have a shocking back line and a lot of pace and goals up front.

We'll cancel each other out and it will be a horrible, dour affair. Like watching an old Welsh man's face from 3 inches away while he sucks his way through an entire jar of pickled whelks. Only less arousing.

That’s the best we can hope for…. I’m afraid I see them getting a scrappy/dodgy/goal/penalty to go in front, and then we’ll fall apart cos we get too intimidated playing in big stadiums.

 

[Donegal blue]

Come on the toffees.

 

[Walken]

Feel with lindolof at lb I'd be starting Coleman full back to get at position

 

[Toffeeforme]

Keeping Harrison and McNeil on past the hour mark has cost us badly.

 

[Neiler]

 

[Victus]

I wish he'd start Dobbin just so we can all agree he's not good enough and we can move on.