charlie atkins
Player Valuation: £8m
Simms hat trick, maupey scored, broadhead doing well at Ipswich, have we ever had a decent director of football
Broadhead in top ten goalscorers. Could none of them done a job for us?!
The binman chronicles
Player Valuation: £80m
Simms, Iwobi, Maupay and Broadhead have 34 goals between them this season. If they had all of stayed at Everton then that total would have been divisible by 10.
Was most impressed by his third myself. So sharp getting on to the rebound ahead of the defender. Good instincts.
After his bullying of the Chelsea centre half and rifling home i'm baffled how Bambi still wears the 9 shirt.
Blast_of_Cannock
Player Valuation: £8m
Might be the perfect candidate. If we get relegated, & go into administration, have to sell all our best players, & make-do with free transfers. Plus another massive point deduction to start the season. He's had practice with Derby.
Sadly that actually crossed my mind to mate.
DuncanPatterson
Player Valuation: £1.5m
Delargeinho
Player Valuation: £6m
Myb as a striker's coach for DCL and Beto how to finish a chance like in his playing career.
The binman chronicles
Player Valuation: £80m
The only things Rooney is going to be managing in 10 years is a serious case of angina and a weight problem.
Is he drunk again
38 wow
Crazy to think that nobody in the current squad could finish that second goal
