Recent content by Zen_Master

Brace yourselves. This seasons gonna hurt.

I would rather go in for Shawcross than that melon Rojo.

I will be as kind to sir, Theoden is clearly Bill Kenwright. The Riders are Man United, Chelsea, Man City, Arsenal and Tottenham, hoping to Cherry pick us of our Jewel in the crown, Jordan Pickford. Idk what wormtongue is but I reckon Moshiri will have worms if he doesn't get our defense sorted...

Moyes' boyes, Big Vic, Jack Rodwell, James Vaughan, Steven Pienaar and Bryan Oviedo to name but a few.

And at the Helm we have Ashley Williams, Michael Keane and Phil Jagielka. Sell all three of them and buy new defenders please.

Our defense is looking as bad as Gondors in the Return of the King.

Martina needs to go as well.

A man can dream.

A fit James McCarthy is in my first 11.

Ronald Koeman and Steve Walsh really destroyed our club. They brought in Rooney, Keane, Williams, Schneiderlin, Lookman, Klaassen and Bolasie. The only one I want to keep is Lookman.

Williams and Bolasie next please.

Is this on tv?

Robbie Savage, but true, they are a bunch of Sean Dyche-heads.

Welcome to Everton Bro. Digne next please.