>Wake up
>Mums forgotten to make me breakfast
>note on the table saying I have to move out of her basement
>let’s log onto the forum of a football team I don’t support and rage bait them
>nobody’s angry, they’re just confused because it’s quite...
Nearly had a fight on the beach today with some dog walker.
Started talking to him and he asked if I'd like to stroke his Cocker Spaniel.
I suppose I should have picked the Spaniel.
Lay a length of about 5 or 6 squares of toilet paper, folded over once in the bowl before you deuce. Helps stop a big bloop of water aiming for your balloon knot.
YW.
tell ya what, if his Mrs thought the criticism he got from a small group of Everton fans was tough, wait until he's getting abuse from not only a global United fan base who demand Galactico's, but from the world wide football media because they...