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Not an optimist. Usually am, but it's hard when we go to Castle Greyskull. Let's at least hope we show up and that the game is decided on a fair contest, no referee bullshit like they always seem to get away with at home. That Burnley game yesterday just shows that, the jammiest of coincidences

I dunno man, it seems to be brought up every single time i've seen this clash broadcast. Most played fixture, usually with an added historical W/D/L record. Agree on the second point, though. Have a lot of sympathy for Villa, gladly cheering them on with their recent successes. Lord knows their...

Very much a classic Moyes type of signing. That is if you can call Fellaini and Soucek that. He signed Fellaini twice actually. Genuinely excited to see him play, though he probably needs time to establish himself and challenge for a spot in a crowded position. Just hoping he doesnt pull a...

Seamus only got a handful of games at Blackpool though, remember? Definetly played a part (even remember him in the playoff final) , but if he only earned 10 apps or so in the championship its hard to imagine him seriously challenging the first XI at Everton in the same space. Development...

All the clamor about us not signing a right back before the deadline and everyone is acting as if Patterson doesn't exist. Not saying he isn't without weaknesses but with other utility men being able to fill in wide (and sometimes playing 3atb) it's not like we're totally without cover in this...

All of the blues in the city are gonna be up for it. Let's see if we can make it even louder than last time, i hope we see Luca Chianti and his massive state-of-the-art sound measuring rig in the stadium again and give him tinnitus.

Been a while since i felt so good about an Everton window. Lord knows we've had to put up with some real dreary stuff these past seasons, but there's a feelgood factor about not worrying with the PSR/economic side of things. Despite some positions looking a tad thin (when have we ever not had...

That is some fine slaughtering up of poor Tim's last name, that. Are you a butcher by any chance?

Gotta suspect those passing/carrying stats have it down to tactics as well, it might just be that he has been instructed to keep it ticking instead of trying to thread it, and obviously try to beat a man if that sort of thing is on. Really excited to see how his qualities will complement the...

More "spine of the team", "build around him", "massive beanstalk", "fulcrum", "box to box" kinda signings. Moyes loves this kinda stuff doesn't he? First impressions got me thinking this is a shrewd addition. At least if i get that he'd be competing with Tim and Gana for minutes.

Three replies all mentioning his bad health, and two out of three doing so while referring to cereal. Noted!

That has literally been his entire schtick for years mate. I like the guy it must be said but that is in large part due to his whimsical comic relief Evertonian style

Chelsea are looking to flog Ben Chilwell down the continent, why haven't we considered going in for him?

That "devilish" font on the Man Utd kits is ugly as sin

Suddenly he's like that one girl in junior high that came back from vacation with a huge set of tits and what ole' Bobby Brown Shoes would call swagger.