Recent content by uglykidjoe1982

In broad terms, I agree. The spanner in the works is we have to play Luton

I watched 2009 at Goodison too. Absolutely glorious weather. I remember a great vibe in the Wilmslow before and after and afterwards, people sitting in the Goodison Rd with their back to the Main Stand. My abiding feeling was disappointment that we’d lost, but an amazing feeling of optimism...

I’ll always remember Tinhead in Brookie bullying Danny Simpson. “You Ming, you mong, you meff, gone wrong” Seemed an odd line of attack when his Danny’s brother and sister were knocking boots.

The man is a God and so I don’t want to be disrespectful but it’s not clear how capable Kendall was during that season.

This is key. Since ancelllotti left, we’ve lost a little bit of quality each close season. First James, Siggy and Digne. Then Richi. Then Gordon. From the current team, only Branthwaite and Pickford are good Premier League quality

Or something like a 6-0 hammering in your game in hand!?

I’m baffled why anyone would want the RS to win this.

If we win this, Dyche will be insufferable. He’ll act like he’s crafted a win.

If they are saying the stadium depreciates by £72million a year and it’s worth, say, £720 million. Does that mean I can have it for free in ten years time?

Where did you read this? The Barret-Baxendale Headlock Diaries? There is no way Everton has a bigger social media following than Manure or the RS. Unless it’s just rubbernecking ghouls wanting to follow our slow motion implosion on a daily basis

When it comes to the Doom Train, I’m like one of those old dears with a pass who just rides it all day to save on the heating

This is happening anyway. With debts of 550m, any new owner is going to want to clear the decks. The worry is what kind of contract we sign - knowing our negotiating skills it’ll have an ‘introductory rate’ and then crippling my steep increases and balloon payments in the second season

Is the balm for her neck wounds?

£55 a game and there is a 2 in 3 chance you will see an Everton player score.

The Premier League is simply not a good standard of football. You watch this and then you watch a Liverpool v Arsenal and it’s like a different sport