Don’t use your brain mate, it’s dangerous.
You must knee jerk like a Russian dancer and then bookend your posts with laughing emojis. That’s the smart thing to do.
Maybe it’s all a mistake from the journos and we’re actually after the younger, cheaper, more versatile and non-coke head Kyle Walker-Peters
*stares longingly into void*
Richard Masters will be attending the Real Madrid v Pachuca game in Charlotte on Saturday.
Not that Richard Masters of course but Mrs TT's son who lives in Bristol, Tennessee. He'll have two of his children with him and they are excited beyond...