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Being a full international for Scotland is like being Miss Wales, sort of impressive but the competition isn't particularly fierce.

Sell Goodison to the mysterious Asian businessman Rehsila Vonamsu for a billion quid

If we're safe, turn it into a spectacle like a harlem globetrotters game: Dom pretends to steal a spectator's handbag, we bring a step ladder on for a corner, we only shoot from our own half etc.

Is he a good manager? No. Are we a good team? No. Could he, however, cobble these ramshackle losers into at least a semi-effective unit? Also no.

What a blight on the pristine unesco-beloved waterfront. How will the city of Liverpool recover from such an eyesore?

Pretty much the one constant throughout. It's undeniable really.

3 weeks off has come at the perfect time for us (usually these breaks seem to come just as we get a bit of momentum). A bit of warmer weather, recuperation and possibly some group erotic massages will be just what this squad needs.

I'm just hoping alisher can giz a lift on his yacht from the fylde riviera

Liverpool legends vs klopp select XI with nickelback playing throughout?

#bluanon #Kenwrightdidntkillhimself

I feel like this set up is asking for trouble

Headlocks all over the show

Chermiti You're so fine You're so fine you blow my mind Chermiti Chermiti <ducks and runs>

Davek still thinks the council are going to reject planning permission for the stadium

At least no-one, new agent or not, will be under the impression we have any form of money to gouge out of us