Recent content by turner

Salt and vinagre Remember that guy?

I mean, I know you don't actually believe any of what you have written, but: EURO England boss Sarina Wiegman hit a landmark that no other manager in men's or women's football has achieved as she became the first head coach to reach five consecutive major finals

Couldn't even see the answers that were right under his nose (probably obscured by all of his bogies)

I've heard our crowd get "Ev" "Er" and " Ton" in the wrong order, so all the best with that

Unless it's from the official Angelos Retsina twitter account I'm not interested

Hilda

Frimpong is a fun word to say

Just looking at it activates my chakras

They're just being 20wats as usual

Well, I would say this – I’ve been working here for 18 years, and in 1975 no one died. In 1976, no one died. In 1977, no one died. In 1978, no one died. In 1979, no-one died. In 1980… someone died. In 1981, no one died. In 1982 there was the incident with the pigeon. In 1983, no one died. In...

There has never been so much "analysis", text and airtime dedicated to football and 99% of it is just surface-level garbage. Honestly, it mostly functions as soap-opera aimed at men.

Remember when fans of absolute no mark clubs were calling us the unflushable turd, even though we'd finished below 12th 3 times in 20 years and been in the top flight for 70?

Looks like a ventriloquist act from the 80s

I'm inside the car silly. Having a tug.

Have you really been to the safari park if a monkey hasn't sat on your bonnet while having a tug?