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Being a full international for Scotland is like being Miss Wales, sort of impressive but the competition isn't particularly fierce.

Sell Goodison to the mysterious Asian businessman Rehsila Vonamsu for a billion quid

If we're safe, turn it into a spectacle like a harlem globetrotters game: Dom pretends to steal a spectator's handbag, we bring a step ladder on for a corner, we only shoot from our own half etc.

Is he a good manager? No. Are we a good team? No. Could he, however, cobble these ramshackle losers into at least a semi-effective unit? Also no.

What a blight on the pristine unesco-beloved waterfront. How will the city of Liverpool recover from such an eyesore?

Pretty much the one constant throughout. It's undeniable really.

3 weeks off has come at the perfect time for us (usually these breaks seem to come just as we get a bit of momentum). A bit of warmer weather, recuperation and possibly some group erotic massages will be just what this squad needs.

I'm just hoping alisher can giz a lift on his yacht from the fylde riviera

Liverpool legends vs klopp select XI with nickelback playing throughout?

#bluanon #Kenwrightdidntkillhimself

I feel like this set up is asking for trouble

Headlocks all over the show

Chermiti You're so fine You're so fine you blow my mind Chermiti Chermiti <ducks and runs>

Davek still thinks the council are going to reject planning permission for the stadium

At least no-one, new agent or not, will be under the impression we have any form of money to gouge out of us

We have literally been fasterixed here

Have you got anything with less Everton on it? They do my head in, quite frankly

DJ facades and bemo sound like a drum and bass crew

You know, I'm starting to think this isn't a grand old team to support.