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    Womens Euro 2025

    I mean, I know you don't actually believe any of what you have written, but: EURO England boss Sarina Wiegman hit a landmark that no other manager in men's or women's football has achieved as she became the first head coach to reach five consecutive major finals
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    2024/25 Beto

    Couldn't even see the answers that were right under his nose (probably obscured by all of his bogies)
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    Confirmed Signing Thierno Barry

    I've heard our crowd get "Ev" "Er" and " Ton" in the wrong order, so all the best with that
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    Summer Transfer Window 2025 Thread

    Unless it's from the official Angelos Retsina twitter account I'm not interested
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    Hill Dickinson Stadium

    Hilda
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    ECHO Comment: "Fears of Witch-hunt Against Liverpool FC" part 3

    Frimpong is a fun word to say
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    ECHO Comment: "Fears of Witch-hunt Against Liverpool FC" part 3

    Just looking at it activates my chakras
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    ECHO Comment: "Fears of Witch-hunt Against Liverpool FC" part 3

    They're just being 20wats as usual
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    Is Premier League Boring?

    Well, I would say this – I’ve been working here for 18 years, and in 1975 no one died. In 1976, no one died. In 1977, no one died. In 1978, no one died. In 1979, no-one died. In 1980… someone died. In 1981, no one died. In 1982 there was the incident with the pigeon. In 1983, no one died. In...
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    2024/25 David Moyes

    There has never been so much "analysis", text and airtime dedicated to football and 99% of it is just surface-level garbage. Honestly, it mostly functions as soap-opera aimed at men.
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    The Now-Irrelevant 2024/25 Relegation Battle (Without Everton!)

    Remember when fans of absolute no mark clubs were calling us the unflushable turd, even though we'd finished below 12th 3 times in 20 years and been in the top flight for 70?
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    2024/25 Seamus Coleman

    Looks like a ventriloquist act from the 80s
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    2024/25 David Moyes

    I'm inside the car silly. Having a tug.
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    2024/25 David Moyes

    Have you really been to the safari park if a monkey hasn't sat on your bonnet while having a tug?
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    2024/25 David Moyes

    I'm looking for a good time
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    2024/25 Sean Dyche - Sacked

    Its good to keep an eye on his movements, if only to see where the next flu outbreak will happen. He's a public health nightmare given that he smears his respiratory secretions on his face.
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    2024/25 Sean Dyche - Sacked

    The bogies on the wall, however, remain.
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    2024/25 Iliman Ndiaye

    Technically it was dolly parton
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    Everton January 2025 Transfer Thread

    There's a buzz my friend: the buzz of the flies circling the turd that is our squad
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    2024/25 Sean Dyche - Sacked

    That's a lot of words for a situation that exists entirely in your imagination.
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