Quite a bjt. Having two young kids means everything I used to enjoy I can't do any more, so I got Sky. But... it's almost always the Sky 6 on, so it's actually quite dull. It's weird that Man United finished 16th but were on telly so much. I'm so...
I bought a DVD of Cloudy With a Chance of Meatballs off a lad in the pub, and settled down to watch it last night with the in-laws.
Not five minutes in to it, I realised it was the porno version, Cloudy With a Chance of Blue Balls. It was an...
He was elite at the head rock sticking his tongue out gig. We need some more characters these days rather than drones too focused on their image rights.
I'll go with 3 signings as just the feelings of them as signings not how they turned out. (Cahill and Baines didn't make anyone amazingly excited as signings, so I'll exclude them.)
Kanchelskis (actual shock)
Lukaku (crazy we spent money and...
Favourite was Daniel Amokachi. £3.5m Nigerian World Cup star? Get in. In my head he was going to score a billion goals. Still love him for that semi-final, though.
Worst was when we signed Solomon Rondon. It was like the opposite to the feeling...
Would absolutely love for us to sign someone like Luiz or Kubo—just to see the look on my lad’s face (he’s 12). He’s got zero confidence in the club signing anyone decent. Every time I mention one of those names as a potential signing, he just...
It was wicked fah.
I was going through New York boarder control once and the bloke started asking me questions about Boston, Ma and I had to give it "I've not got a flipping clue, mate, I've never been there." Once he realised he then started...