1) Emergency legislation to introduce UBI
2) 2p on every liter of fuel sold in UK
3) Scrap state education for 11-16 year olds
4) Increase the tax threshold to £15000
5) Scrap UK's 'nuclear deterient'
I know,,,I should be chancellor
Bring back the groat
Reopen coal mines as theme parks
Make eating Union Jack bread compulsory
Men have to purchase a new hat every month, one of which must be a bowler hat, each year, and at least three roll up umbrellas. Women must buy twelve...
I'm a City of London lawyer. I get through the morning by drinking a lot of tea and then disappearing into a mental pit of stress, pressure and depression, before rising phoenix-like sometime between 1 and 4pm, to get a chicken salad sandwich and...
Constantly being emailed/texted to review things.
'Let us know how we did! Fernando's Megadongs needs your feedback!!!'
Next email.
'Rate your Evri delivery!'
Well, he looked a bit flipping judgemental if I'm going to be honest which was a...
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