There’s 3 big lay-bys on my way to work and they never pull in. I literally beep my horn and wave thank you if they ever do
When did I become Alan partridge?
I had to drive from Dallas to Houston a few weeks ago - basically like driving from Liverpool to London to give you an idea of distance. Once I was out of the city, it was amazing how everyone suddenly remembered how to drive. Faster traffic on...
Sorry to disappoint @Tommy Chong but that isn’t me. I lifted it from the internet. Furthermore, it is well known that Croydon schools offer CSE Road Rage, so good I did a crash course.👍
Well, there did happen to be a 'Wan.er' cup parade that day, only it was a little bit more north-west bound... 😜
No mate, you live in America. 'Road rage incidents' your side are something COMPLETELY different! Especially in 'stand your ground'...
That cup decal suggests more an 'A' than an 'I'. So if the guy with the black backpack moves a bit closer and to the right a bit suddenly that declaration reads much differently.
Al, I'm assuming that's you in this pic who took this selfie:
I refuse to believe that anybody who has such a sunny looking disposition, and rosy plump red cheeks is even REMOTELY capable of losing his sh.t in a road rage incident! 😜
Sitting in bumper to bumper traffic, and literally EVERYONE is fuming around you.
And you're right, that toxic vibe is infectious. Borderline homicidal tendencies!
Genuinely think all the delivery drivers, food and Amazon type thing, will be the end of our relatively high standards. Stop where you want, get out on a main road, no indication, hammer round in first, anything goes. It’s like bad parenting …...
It's beyond annoying. What gets me though is that for the majority of a long motorway journey the 1st lane is probably the least stressful one to be in. Everything is ahead or to the right and it's only at junctions where you have to be aware of...