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Common sense

Still sounds terrible.

Please stop such nonsense, reminds me of the spouting after the Steve Walsh era signings.

Apart from them...

Ndiaye KDH Grielish midfield 3 Who stops us getting top 4?

We don't know anything about him, other than he's given us transfer information. I'm not sure it's helpful to speculate how he gets that information. He's either a Blackburn fan and had a massive bet on Dion De Nev, or he took that opportunity...

Tofeenut, he's got the scoop, Leaks drop faster than the journos' group, While Sky are guessin’, he's bang on right, He breaks the news before it's light! Ay-ay-ay, no one knows, How he gets it — but it shows, Romano waits, the thread goes boom...

Leeeerooooyyy FERRRRR

No idea. Big unit, puts himself about, seems to like to ping long accurate passes to the left wing from deep, collects LOTS of yellow cards for some reason, and looks older than Moyes.

I smell bull, so we're offering one of our best players in a squad already short of approx 9 first teamers, yeah right.

Maybe some arse grapes

For those that need to Google it I would wait until tomorrow and do it on a work computer.

I feel for the lad a little. The way things have played out publicly either he’ll stay with Southampton (unless someone else comes in) and he’ll be disappointed, or he’ll joins us at a much publicised value after the negotiation and a lot of fans...

Mate of mine could take you and you'd earn a few quid on the way .....