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That's my limits these days. Anymore and I'm good for nothing the next day having spent all night peeing and struggling with acid indigestion. The joys of middle age

Pretty sensible last night, got the beers in as soon as I knocked off work, 4 pints, in bed by 10.

Thing of beauty after a crappy week. Cheers lids.

Bacon and egg butties, double egg no less!

It was deffo on an overhead projector

Yeah he’s not the finished article at all but he protects the ball superbly well and he strikes a heavy ball. Would love us to have a striker who can shoot properly again (Lukaku, Saha being probably the last two). I think in a better team he...

2 Scotch pancakes dipped in my flat white.

I think at this point the set designers on Star Trek were just taking the piss :D

Just seen Paul Bracewell sitting in Costa Coffee in Liverpool One. He looked deep in thought so didn't want to bother him. Saw him with Peter Reid, Gary Stevens and Kevin Sheedy on the Floral Pavilion last week. Great fellas from a great team.

Young, hungry with huge resale value if he does well with a relatively small fee of £30 million for a striker in this market, who scored 12 scored last season. could argue that this is the kind of signing we’ve all been crying out for as opposed...

Moyes has had similar strikers in the past. The likes of Marcus Bent (finished 4th) and Jermaine Beckford (finished 7th). Not the most technically gifted strikers but quick and will cause problems. I can see Beto being here and being used for...

My canal walk, from beauty, to industry, to graffiti, and home again... Close to my home, the Lancaster Canal is a 41-mile, lock-free canal in the North West of England, connecting Preston to Kendal. It's one of the few coastal canals in the...